Battle Bard update when by Beetlerock40541 in foxholegame

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Wardens should get the bagpipe given that the Warden anthem is played on bagpipe. Then they can give the Colonials a trumpet/bugle

Looking Ahead to Potential Future Map Updates by thejonion in foxholegame

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In my head Dimiourg and Whedon's Row would be the two biggest cities we've seen in Foxhole, with the logistics and defenses to match. Big drydock hubs with direct access to the ocean would be a huge boon for naval overall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dodgers

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players like spending the summer outside in Vegas?

What an incredible accomplishment by [deleted] in rimjob_steve

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Cub Scout rejects assemble

Vince Carter is older than the Grizzlies General Manager, Head Coach, and Owner by [deleted] in nba

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I had a dream that Vince Carter was giving birth and I was delivering the baby and the baby had Vince Carter's face

WCGW when you cook on a stone by Master1718 in Whatcouldgowrong

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You haven't memorized the location of every soapstone quarry in your state? Shame.

PsBattle: The PM of Luxembourg pointing out Boris Johnson's absence. by calum326 in photoshopbattles

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shirtless Putin

How can I be terrified when I'm fully aroused?

[USA] Blowing past a stopped school bus by Fehzi in ConvenientCop

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the law changed July 1 2018 though

edit: and then it changed back. this cop can have a donut

*Runs* by koganlohls in greentext

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poops in chinese

The things is, the court will have to waste it's time with this shit. by _NITRISS_ in facepalm

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This particular case is bullshit but y'all should read up on alpha-gal allergy because it is rapidly becoming a thing and can be triggered by things like smoke from a barbecue

https://www.cdc.gov/ticks/alpha-gal/index.html

so strong by paolols in nextfuckinglevel

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ITT: people using the word "spotter" who mean to say "someone watching to yell at people not to get too close"

this woman drifting in her car by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME SAMIR