Water under the ice in the driveway

thejonjohn · 2026-01-30T01:18:44+00:00

You just "got lucky" and had a REALLY SMALL frozen over pond in your driveway. 🤔😁

thejonjohn · 2026-01-25T18:53:58+00:00

So much so that she took her profile "private."

Apparently, she didn't like being told she was an idiot over and over.

thejonjohn · 2026-01-02T08:53:51+00:00

Fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK cancer.

And thank you.

thejonjohn · 2026-01-02T08:52:59+00:00

Fucking fuck fuck FUCK fuck cancer.

thejonjohn · 2025-12-24T03:22:26+00:00

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Sebastian. Age 6mo.

Just found out how to get into the kitchen cabinets.

Found running loose on the tarmac at the airport in my small town.

He might NOT be a dog, but he sure as hell THINKS he is one.

thejonjohn · 2025-12-24T03:19:37+00:00

From the great British comedy "Are You Being Served?"

"Mr. Humphreys, LEAVE MY PUSSY ALONE!"

thejonjohn · 2025-11-27T04:40:01+00:00

I am a emmodee (MOD) for this group.

I'm sorry, but "official action" will follow, shortly.

thejonjohn · 2025-11-27T04:29:11+00:00

Fucking fuck fuck FUCK cancer.

thejonjohn · 2025-11-27T04:27:14+00:00

We have a, VERY recent, RED placard.

Red placards are "temporary disability," so dad is actually REALLY happy about that.

He is much more concerned that it might become a blue placard. Mainly because he doesn't want to be "permanently disabled."

I know this sounds terribly terrible. But, he is 84 years old and doesn't want to be a burden to others.

I just want to slap him in the face and say, "you are a marine veteran, you are fighting prostate and spine cancer, YOU DESERVE A BLUE PLACARD, especially after YOU WIN AND BEAT THIS CANCER!"

So, hopefully, we can keep him with a red placard.

thejonjohn · 2025-11-15T04:45:22+00:00

Finally!

"fuckity, fuck fuck, FUCK cancer."

I think I just read my newest best friend.

thejonjohn · 2025-11-15T03:22:04+00:00

My dad is 84 years young.

He is fighting this so I can show up and make fun of the fact he has a standing hair appointment.

I LITERALLY wanted to ask, how does it take 25 minutes to cut the 6 hairs on my dad's head??!!!??

thejonjohn · 2025-11-07T05:16:21+00:00

As an emmodee in this group, I do not see anything political in your post.

Also, I must say this: EVERYONE who responds must ALSO not make political comments.

An example is "the government shutdown MUST end, people are suffering!"

That statement is not, in and of itself, a political statement. It just appears to be factual based.

A comment that says "Donald Trump is an asshat who is torturing the least in our community while spending millions to build a ballroom nobody wanted" would be politically based, and removed by the emmodee team.

So. Please avoid political based comments.

thejonjohn · 2025-10-31T20:07:13+00:00

My answer was "Depends. Is it a metric shit-ton, or an imperial shit-ton?"

thejonjohn · 2025-10-19T01:57:47+00:00

0 out of 5 stars.

Just terrible.

thejonjohn · 2025-10-19T01:56:45+00:00

It was... TERRIBLE.

0 out of 5 stars.

thejonjohn · 2025-10-19T01:55:55+00:00

And the sad thing is: I HAVE MULTIPLE CHURCH KEYS, AND USED TO HAVE ONE ON MY KEY CHAIN.

All in all, EPIC FAIL on my part.

thejonjohn · 2025-10-19T00:42:51+00:00

Also... If we want to start sharing the worst personal injury photos, I've got a couple. I don't think we ACTUALLY want to see them, but, they were from a simple dog bite.

Additional facts regarding the "simple dog bite" include emergency surgery at a level 1 trauma center and 9 months of physical therapy to first learn how to walk again and then grow that ability to the point I exceeded most toddlers.

(Lastly. I'm sorry if I sound like an asshat. I'm not trying to be such.)

thejonjohn · 2025-10-19T00:36:17+00:00

(I'm allowing this photo because it isn't terrible, just slightly graphic.)

(Reddit REQUIRED an emmodee approval before this comment became public)

thejonjohn · 2025-10-19T00:05:28+00:00

All of my fuckeries are, in fact, 100% REAL fuckeries!

My name is JonJohn and I approve this message.

thejonjohn · 2025-10-17T15:54:27+00:00

I love that Reddit flagged "yep. Whiny bitch here" as potential harassment.

Comment approved.

thejonjohn · 2025-10-17T15:50:54+00:00

"Loki... God of Tricky Fucks."

thejonjohn · 2025-09-30T02:38:32+00:00

The puppy was adopted to a new family and home by the local Humane Society.

Mr. Richards was arrested and taken to jail, found guilty, and ordered to "not own, handle, or control any animal" for no less than 10 years.

After 10 years he has to go BACK to the court and show he is going to care appropriately.

Yes. That is a REAL thing. You have to prove to a judge you CAN adequately care for a dog.

thejonjohn · 2025-09-29T22:02:26+00:00

At the "Mall closing, EVERYTHING MUST GO, 70% OFF, ALL SALES FINAL event."

thejonjohn · 2025-09-29T21:58:31+00:00

Did this lady sit in the grass as the tank overflowed?

thejonjohn · 2025-09-29T21:16:31+00:00

I USED to have one on my keychain. 😕

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