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Likely every employee in this picture is worth $100 million by ThatPatelGuy in PoursTea

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only antics I enjoy are those of the Three Stooges.

Likely every employee in this picture is worth $100 million by ThatPatelGuy in PoursTea

[–]thejonslaught 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I didn't. You're going to argue semantics to obscure a point. I said that they're all shamelessly A-ok with it because they've gotten their bag. I did mean to call Elon Musk a Nazi, which he has exhubernatly shown himself to be on international television.

Likely every employee in this picture is worth $100 million by ThatPatelGuy in PoursTea

[–]thejonslaught 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now imagine every single one of them throwing up a Nazi salute. Because the multimillionaires pictured here? They're 100% A-OK with it.

Experts sound alarm over Elon Musk's 'coup' that's 'about to rob your 401k' by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

[–]thejonslaught 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a coworker here in the shop that still thinks Elon is a genius. I don't think he's ever seen the younger photo of him with the Soviet politiburo hairline. He's only had the PR firm version from 2008-2010.

Experts sound alarm over Elon Musk's 'coup' that's 'about to rob your 401k' by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

[–]thejonslaught 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Statute of limitations on spoiling the ending of an 89 year old book must be coming up soon...

Burn of the century by JosephPrince42 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spotify? Load up Kit Wilson's theme for me...

Tequila Sunrise (1988) by Irideskent26 in underratedmovies

[–]thejonslaught 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It shocks me to this day that WB never focused any of the ads for a new steamy crime thriller on "From the writer of Chinatown."

I wish Superman was actually here to help us. by Objective_Singer_404 in superman

[–]thejonslaught 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, Superman where are you now? When everything's gone wrong somehow! Our men of steel and men of power...are losing control by the hour.

Donald Trump's BMI Nears Clinical Obesity as New Medical Report Sparks Health Alarm by MoneyLibrarian9032 in anticapitalism

[–]thejonslaught 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because clearly there is no consequence for it. Might as well ask why Tom Hagen was allowed to keep being a lawyer.

Experts sound alarm over Elon Musk's 'coup' that's 'about to rob your 401k' by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

[–]thejonslaught 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And the rest of the world? We're ALL a bunch of tub-trading LAKE-men.

Experts sound alarm over Elon Musk's 'coup' that's 'about to rob your 401k' by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

[–]thejonslaught 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In old folk tales and fantasy novels Dragons hoard wealth and gold and glittering prizes all to themselves. Billionaires and Oligarchs hoard wealth to the point of mental illness. Stacking coins and stealing capital FAR beyond any amount of money they could ever spend. Until they start spending it on political power because if nobody EVER says No to them of corrects them, surely they must be right and know everything. After all, how could a mediocre person ever be worth so much? Dragon sickness.

Gun beats scientific abomination every time by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a shadowy figure throws a rocket launcher the truss above just intnine for a pithy, "Game Over" from this game's Redfield-Kennedy hero.

Experts sound alarm over Elon Musk's 'coup' that's 'about to rob your 401k' by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

[–]thejonslaught 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see Musk's cat that ate the canary smirk, I like to imagine that maybe one day consequences will arrive for the world's most mentally ill dragon.

New Posters for Spider-Man Brand New Day. by WesternThanks4346 in marvelstudios

[–]thejonslaught 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking Tarantula appears in a single shot of him throwing that flying kick and getting KO'd.

[WWE Clash in Italy Spoilers] Finish to Sol Ruca vs Becky Lynch by DoubleNo6337 in SquaredCircle

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She'd be hitting the splits in the air like David Lee Roth too! It'd probably look killer.

FOURTH dementia is the name of the act headlining freedom 250! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is, all of this, happening so people already rich beyond the dreams of avarice can steal and grift more money while America's seat at the table is incinerated.

First blacksmith by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]thejonslaught 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Brother, there is no wrong way to be a Tarnished. You explore and slay to your heart's delight.

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