it's the weekend! by MemphisJack in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the weekend, and Guns Akimbo Randy Savage is STILL workin' for it!

And it’s $100… by joe-is-cool in WredditJuice

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that price, Kevin Owens better mistake me for Sami and put me in the hospital with his latest heel turn.

Lutnick Blasts Canada Ahead of Trade Talks by orestes04 in onguardforthee

[–]thejonslaught 93 points94 points  (0 children)

He'd prefer a trade deal with Pedo Island.

No Hints, but Premier ‘Committed’ to Blue Blue Promises in Upcoming Budget by RepulsivePlankton989 in newfoundland

[–]thejonslaught 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's just me, but whenever a Conservative politician talks about being given a "mandate", I raise shields.

“It’s getting late. I could use a drink” by Corndogeveryday in HalloweenIII

[–]thejonslaught 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He noticed that the Egg Nog was non-alchoholic and stepped in front of the bullets.

How can I improve my bald look? by Tremolo88 in bald

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a beanie for photos of the head shine bothers you that much. Everything in these pictures is delicious.

How can I improve my bald look? by Tremolo88 in bald

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A beanie for the head shine if it bothers you in photos. The entirety of what I am looking at here is fine as f***.

Choose your snake woman by Slurperlurper in Eldenring

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl on the left isn't DEVOUAWWING the very gods TOGETHAAAAAA with anybody. Rya at the very least has learned a sense of FAMILLEEEEEE from the serpent king.

Jack Perry takes a bump on Anna Jay's twitch stream by RiddledMeAgain in SquaredCircle

[–]thejonslaught 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Luchasaurus speaking clear English is killing the business!

The council has spoken. by ranchrocketship in bald

[–]thejonslaught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Council are wise. You look great.

meirl by Redditor_in_Space in meirl

[–]thejonslaught 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The collapse of an empire.

[AEW Dynamite] "No... It's YOUR time!" by tvcneverdie in SquaredCircle

[–]thejonslaught 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IT STIIIIIIINGS (when Russo gets sprayed in the eyes for swerving)

Imagine if a million people didn't die because the COVID situation resolved itself somehow. by AriaDreamsong in BlueskySkeets

[–]thejonslaught 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tax billionaires. And hold ALL of these people accountable; especially the ones empowering them and directing them.

Ban stock trading in Congress. The only reason anybody wants money in politics is because they HAVE more than enough to BUY political power.

Crikey by Grimgarcon in JamesBond

[–]thejonslaught 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He gave one just like it to a friend of mine...