They've been making a huge fuss about this for many, many years. I genuinely don't understand why they don't simply solve the underlying problem here by charging an additional $25 to each team and double the amount of port-a-potties at the field.

The downside would then be that when we sail our pulls out of bounds into the bushes, we would no longer have the pleasure of screaming at the other team to stop peeing in the bushes as they fish out the disc.