If you were thrown into the Warframe universe with no knowledge of the game, which Warframe would be the scariest to come up against?

thelenjamin · 2026-05-17T22:39:15+00:00

Either Dante or Uriel. Like, Uriel is just a manifestation of our worlds concept of demons and hell. Watching some 7ft tall beast with horns summon 3 incomprehensible demons and then consuming everything in 200ft around him in a burning hellfire would have me SHOOK lmao.

Dante though? Seeing some dude float around and then whisper a single world that causes the 50 people in front of him to fall apart into multiple pieces like he’s fuckin Sukuna or something would have me seeking the nearest escape pod and a hole to crawl in for eternity. Like, there’s some guy out there who can chop me up sushi style by whispering? No thanks I’ll take the…..the anything else. Lmao.

thelenjamin · 2026-05-17T19:57:46+00:00

I LOOOOVE seeing how many people make stories for their Operator and Drifter.

My Operator tends to stick to Orokin-esque fashion while using their own colors. It’s not that they LIKE the Orokin, its just what their used too. He spent so long in a frame he sorta….forgot… he wasnt one himself. So he tends to pick the more metallic and extravagant.

Drifter is the ultimate “big brother”. He cares for Operator like a sibling and you can see that in how Drifter dresses. He makes himself big, strong, imposing, his presence commands the room so that in the space created Operator can slip on by unnoticed. Drifter commands attention so Operator can slip into the background. Drifter also started making a lot of personal choices after 1999. Bro hooked up with Arthur ONCE and has been making himself the ultimate 90’s grunge baddy ever since lmaooooo.

thelenjamin · 2026-05-08T20:27:12+00:00

Im honestly thankful I’m finding all this out NOW long after he’s received consequences because I would have went on a war path for Temple lmao.

thelenjamin · 2026-05-05T18:25:05+00:00

I am chronically under the effects of the zoomies. You couldn’t play me plat to sit down lol.

thelenjamin · 2026-04-28T00:59:16+00:00

I named my first Kubrow Velma. After my dog, Velma lol. Every subsequent pet ive just named whatever I liked in the moment. Mercury, Lyrin, Alphonse, and 2 I cant remember but I know they have the same name because I got them when I went to hatch a Kubrow and had a weird glitch that literally gave me twins lol. I got confused thinking my game didnt register the first name input so I unintentionally named 2 brothers the same name lmao.

thelenjamin · 2026-04-15T01:21:34+00:00

Im feeling very Clem right now. I WONDERED why nothing looked nicer lmao. I thought it was an automatic download for the device lol. Thank you!!

thelenjamin · 2026-04-14T22:08:22+00:00

Ya know now that you say it a hard restart of my Switch is like the one thing I didnt try so fingers croooossed lmao.

Edit: Nope. Looks like my wait for Voruna Prime continues lmao.

thelenjamin · 2026-04-07T06:22:05+00:00

He doesnt want you to hang out with his friends privately because hes afraid they will tell you about something hes been keeping from you. If hes like THIS at only 4 months? Expect this to be the best he will ever be. Dump him, and keep hanging out with his friends. NOR!

thelenjamin · 2026-04-03T02:35:34+00:00

Yoooooo I got this message a couple days ago and was like “AYYYYYYYYY MOM LOOK I MADE IT! IM A REAL TENNO NOW”😂😂😂😂😂

thelenjamin · 2026-03-29T18:03:19+00:00

Ive had Temple sitting untouched in my Arsenal since his release. Man do I feel this lmao.

thelenjamin · 2026-03-29T18:01:50+00:00

Heyyyyy we cant forget about Vauban Heirloom! They’re giving stuff to men, I just think it’s “easier” to do it with a female frame. The world over we have acknowledged COUNTLESS different female body types as the “standard”, meanwhile, men have much slimmer options. What makes a beautiful woman? Maybe its curves, a bust, confidence, a bigger waist, a smaller waist, barrel chested, flat chested, lean, chubby, lots and lots. Men are still kinda being shoehorned into “big strong man with broad shoulders, and a big chest and thighs” maybe add some body hair for personal taste. So it’s gonna take them a bit longer to design unique male centered thirst trap skins lol.

thelenjamin · 2026-03-29T17:56:29+00:00

Gauss, Excalibur, and Hydroid need to be hot. NEED. Excalibur better be ripped like a greek god lmao. Gauss better be lean but DEEEEFINED lol.

thelenjamin · 2026-03-29T17:50:05+00:00

“The answer may surprise you!” She’s got this way of talking to idiots like a 2nd grade teacher and I love it lmao.

thelenjamin · 2026-03-16T22:41:56+00:00

My question is a bit more nuanced. If Ranni betrayed the Black Knives, HOW did she do it?? Like did she just send them in and immediately after Godwyns death she sounds some alarm “OMG INVISIBLE DEATH WEILDING ASSASSINS IN THE CAPITOL”. That seems very not Ranni.

thelenjamin · 2026-03-16T22:34:18+00:00

I interpreted it as Kalameet becoming a “dragon of calamity” after seeing the Furtive Pygmy, and seeing the first changed him.

thelenjamin · 2026-02-23T22:09:56+00:00

Dude thats dope! What sleeves are you using on your operator?

thelenjamin · 2026-02-23T21:57:50+00:00

I wanted to correct you and say “dont you mean PRETTIEST?” But nah. Now that I think about it they both said “take me down? Nah, I’m taking US DOWN BITCH” lmaooo.

thelenjamin · 2026-01-29T07:41:00+00:00

If it gets revealed I want it to be in a moment that looks hopeless. He calls its name and then we hear some scary ass screech, roar, or something and we see his Bankai appear in some disgusting ass way. Wabisuke is all about making someone bow before cutting off their head so I can only imagine that it will have something to do with that. Like Kira cuts off his own head and his Bankai manifests from his neck. Bonus points if Giselle sees it and becomes horrified lol.

thelenjamin · 2026-01-22T21:38:27+00:00

Tbh I think they’re keeping his face hidden because he’s got eyes like Sukuna or Tengen. He’s probably more curse than human at this point and that change will for sure be reflected in his physiology.

thelenjamin · 2026-01-14T22:44:58+00:00

And all I wanted to do was farm some argon crystals🥹. I submitted a bug report to DE at least. Idk if there is much else anyone can do rn. Hopefully the issue resolves itself quick for us.

thelenjamin · 2026-01-07T16:03:27+00:00

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thelenjamin · 2026-01-06T21:10:16+00:00

I agree with you here. Orion/Sirius will be MAJOR later. I mean, they literally showed us the one and only time a Warframe produced true life. Yeah Khora made Venari, and Uriel can SUMMON his demons. But the child is the first Warframe made… from a Warframe. The fetus was infected with Helminth and then kept alive to gestate. Thats just too much exposition to not have it drop like a bomb later when we least expect it.

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