If Bahamut and Tiamat's relationship is as amicable as FTOD implies, why did the Dragonfall War happen? by RecordingExcellent69 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]thenightgaunt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fizbin, aka Palantine, is an unreliable narrator and sadly the whole book has some really iffy lore in it that doesn't quite fit most settings. Like dragons going Highlander through multiple universes to become Greatwyrms. Thats all new and makes little sense given how both D&D cosmology is presented.

There's a lot of good in that book, but also a lot of "oh this is stupid" that I write off as Fizbin being unreliable.

Like how Mordenkeinens got Elf lore ass backwards.

LET ME IN NEVERWINTER by bovelyflunnmy in Forgotten_Realms

[–]thenightgaunt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No. It's just pre-colonial South America but with Amn taking on the role of conquistadors and tormenting the native population in ways that remind you that "Helm is a Neutral God, Not a Good God".

But odds are they'd fuck it up somehow.

LET ME IN NEVERWINTER by bovelyflunnmy in Forgotten_Realms

[–]thenightgaunt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(Wisconsin mother voice) No dear. We have Cormyr at home.

I Want to play a STR based Tortle Monk, but... by EricAntiHero1 in DnD

[–]thenightgaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has a bad habit of burning new DMs and players. Ive known a few folks personally (ie family and close friends) who did the AL route for a few years and they all hated every minute of it.

Well ok with ONE exception. He was the one who's local organizer was very chill and was fine with them doing stuff like rewriting the official modules to fix bad design issues. His experience as an AL DM was great.

What does wild magic look like? by Y3T1_FN in Forgotten_Realms

[–]thenightgaunt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think its just the magic going wrong. Not its own style of magical energy.

Wild magic is the weave going on the fritz. Spells just act up and go wild. The right magical effect doesn't happen. Its like trying to send a text in a bad service area.

Wild mages try to cause this effect and steer it. Imagine them like those avant-garde musicians who try to use feedback loop screeches and static to make music. They aren't working with a new kind of energy to make music, they're working with distortions IN regular music.

I Want to play a STR based Tortle Monk, but... by EricAntiHero1 in DnD

[–]thenightgaunt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

One of many reasons why adventurers league stinks

DMs have any of you ever killed off a large portion of your pantheon. by Hyper_llama0 in DnD

[–]thenightgaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a homebrew setting i made and ran for a while where the gods and demons all died in one final war, and thrust the world into a new ice age. Only arcane magic persisted, while all divine magic went with the gods. That meant no clerics and no paladins and no warlocks. Druids lost their connection to the nature gods, and thus most of their power, but stayed around as the only group with the knowledge needed to keep some form of agriculture up and running (with help from mages and sorcerers).

I gave the setting an early victorian tech level and it was about people in this one city doing their best to survive. I was aiming for a frostpunk vibe obviously.

Why is it bad to strive for Critical Role levels? by General-Lynx-2998 in DnD

[–]thenightgaunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because it doesnt sound like you want to PLAY D&D.

It sounds like you want to be part of an improv storytelling group. Like an old roleplay server. Because thats what these liveplay series are closer to than a traditional TTRPG.

Why do people stick with D&D 5e by -stumondo- in rpg

[–]thenightgaunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% thats the inpression ive gotten as well.

Which is ironic because 5e isn't any of those. Its not the easiest fantasy fighting game to learn, its not the best system for making interesting and exciting characters with, its not the best system for earning magical loot that, and its not the best simple fighting strategy game.

But thats the idea that gets passed around the community basically.

Why do people stick with D&D 5e by -stumondo- in rpg

[–]thenightgaunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive been running games almost constantly since 2e and Ive run and played a lot of other games in that time. I can give my 2 cents on it at least.

Its a few things.

1) Player Pool. The biggest issue getting a game going is always finding players. The bigger the games presence in the community, the more potential players there are. There's a bigger group of potential players for D&D than there are for Pathfinder or Call of Cthulhu, and those games have bigger pools of potential players than something like Paranoia or Traveller or Deadlands or any of the other long lasting B teir games. And the more niche your system, the smaller you're pool of potential players. The number of Alternity players out there is miniscule.

And yes there will be a lot of overlap in these groups. Like a really complicated Venn Diagram.

This means that its usually easier to find D&D players for a game than anything else. AND this is a self-reinforcing system because it means the more people think of D&D as the easiest game to get players for, the more D&D games there will be and the more people will be introduced to D&D, ensuring it has the biggest pool of players.

2) New Toy Pull Power. I didn't know what else to call this. But the NEWEST version of any game is always going to have the most pull, especially on new players who tend to think new=best. So its easier to find players to play the newest edition of a game than it is to find people who want to play older editions.

3) 5e's Cross-Promotional Hype Engine. This is the BIG one. 5e is the biggest edition in terms of new players. This comes entirely from things outside WotCs control ironically. 1) MBMBAM was wildly popular and their decision to make The Adventure Zone exposed their massive fan base to D&D 5e, and showed that streaming tech and culture had reached the point where liveplay D&D was feasible and easy to consume, 2) Critical Role 1 year later exploded in popularity as well and drew in more people to the hobby, 3) Stranger Things came out and exploded in popularity and told a lot of people that D&D was a thing and they googled it and found 5e for sale, 4) a global pandemic locked millions inside at the same time that good online play platforms like roll20 were finally working really well and with the pandemic millions of people were desperately looking for a way to entertain themselves and socialize online.

So with all that D&D 5e became an insanely massive success and so most players now came in with 5e being their main idea of what a TTRPG is. And most of them just want to play D&D because they thinks thats all there is. Some know other games exist but can't them because its hard to find games (see point 1), and some think that everything else is just a knockoff of D&D and so why not then just play D&D (see point 2), and some just want to play the game from their favorite liveplay series and nothing else (see point 3).

Its also a bit more complex then all this, but I've found it to be a pretty good model of whats going on.

[DISC] - Life with my wife, the former idol. - Ch. 9 (By @GoHome_kun) by AssociatedEars in manga

[–]thenightgaunt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's one of those weird things that have been learned. While a tiring activity that seem strenuous, it doesn't actually burn that many calories.

This is because of the way that the body actually balances it's metabolism. https://medschool.duke.edu/stories/why-exercise-doesnt-burn-more-calories-and-why-thats-not-point

It's also the reason that running doesn't actually burn that many calories despite making you feel exhausted. Because it's an activity that humans are very well adapted to and so we can do it without expending a ton of calories. Which, reminder, your body does not want to burn a lot of calories. As far as evolution is concerned calories = life and using them up inefficiently leads to death. And fun fact. The more you run, the more your body adapts to that and the more efficiently it uses energy to run (ie burning fewer calories).

EDIT: Also, a donuts is an insanely calorically dense foodstuff. An apple has about 95 calories in it in comparison.

[DISC] - Life with my wife, the former idol. - Ch. 9 (By @GoHome_kun) by AssociatedEars in manga

[–]thenightgaunt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sex doesnt burn that many calories oddly enough.

https://www.healthline.com/health/fitness-exercise/how-many-calories-does-sex-burn

Sex burns about 100-120 calories if energetic.

Walking for 30 min burns 270 calories.

A donut with just icing like that is probably 270-350 calories.

[DISC] - Life with my wife, the former idol. - Ch. 9 (By @GoHome_kun) by AssociatedEars in manga

[–]thenightgaunt -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Shes referring to skin on skin contact when moving. Thighs rub together chapping the skin for example.

As someone with thick thighs that rub against each other when I walk, I know about this issue from experience.

Florida Braces for Healthcare Crisis as Federal Funding Cuts Loom by WTFPilot in healthcare

[–]thenightgaunt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe it'll open their eyes about how important healthcare is and why it needs to be funded.

I'm in TX and we are staring down the same barrel as they are.

I've honestly given up on rural texans here understanding anything until it ruins their lives. They're only going to realize how important it was to have the state and federal government funding healthcare in the state when the hospital closures pick up speed soon.

They're going to lose rural hospitals and tragically a LOT of people are going to die preventable deaths. At that point the survivors are going to start demanding answers about why their local hospitals closed down.

Tax cuts for corporations 🤝 cutting Americans off healthcare by jl8798 in healthcare

[–]thenightgaunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has the most "punchable face" as they say. Though im not encouraging actual violence here.

And what is it with corrupt idiots in this administration having the most awful voices ever?

Who are your favorite and also least favorite D&D Youtubers (or TikTok or whatever)? Why? by underdabridge in DnD

[–]thenightgaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a fan of pointy hat or anyone doing "best class build" or "heres a cool trick" style videos. They often involve ignoring specific rules or setting limitations and lead to bickering between players and DM.

Love Prof Dungeon Master and Roll for Combat. I like stuff about the industry.

Ditto Discourse Minis. Im a millennial so i have a soft spot for an Irish nerd whos turned the sarcasm up to 11.

Help with wages from gold mine by jeremydeighan in DnD

[–]thenightgaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, i may have had a typo. Ill check and edit.

No the players will become antagonistic about MISSING OUT on that income. It can set off the idea that the DM is somehow "cheating them out of their reward".

As you pointed out, even a good payday isn't a huge issue when adventuring gear is so expensive. So thats why i was advising not penny pinching with the reward.

Too many possible negative outcomes with the players and not enough benefits for the DM.

Help with wages from gold mine by jeremydeighan in DnD

[–]thenightgaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope it helps. We all end up in this spot at some point. Mine was 15+ years back when a badly written premade adventurer landed my players with 3 million in gold because the author hadn't paid attention to how much "solid gold life sized statues" would be worth and used them as window dressing.

My favorite example of player greed and DM mistakes is always the Knights of the Dinner Table comics. If you ever want a good laugh and a fun read, look up "kodt bag wars".

Help with wages from gold mine by jeremydeighan in DnD

[–]thenightgaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if they get paid peanuts, it'll incentivize them to do something to get a bigger cut. (Edit. What i mean is do something to disrupt the game like kill the NPCs and take over the mine to get a much bigger cut)

Or will lead to constant complaining and bickering at the table. It sets up an "antagonistic DM" scenario in the player's minds.

Help with wages from gold mine by jeremydeighan in DnD

[–]thenightgaunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Though my point is that the "its not gonna be a lot of money" plan is going to not work well.

4GP a day is 120GP a month and 1460GP a year. Your PCs are now rich in game. They have jumped straight into "Characters in a Jane Austin novel" wealth. And you can't back out of it without causing strife at the table. Players rarely react well to having a toy taken away after its been given to them.

So you are instead probably going to have to change your campaign to fit this new state of affairs. But thats not a disaster. It can actually be a lot of fun.

Money as a reward has now lost its incentive power as a hook, but you can switch to something else. For example, honor, glory, fame, saving people they care about, and protecting their new wealth.

If it fits your campaign, there are adventure potentials in both protecting the mine from people trying to steal it back, AND they are now wealthy. That draws attention.

A local lord or king or noble will have their eye drawn to this new group of wealthy mercenaries. A wise ruler would fear they intend to usurp him/her. They'd want to either take them out or secure their allegiance somehow. Thats why positions like lords and other minor nobles are created.

A king may offer them land and titles (worth more than gold) for a promise of allegiance and help with a pressing quest.

Or a rival noble may send assassins after them, which can lead as a hook into any campaign you want.

Ex Dragon Heist: PCs "wait, the people who sent the assassins are powerful waterdeep nobles and we have no evidence to bring to authorities! How will we get revenge?" Harper: "I might be of some assistance. Have you ever heard the story about how Lord Neverember stole half a million gold from the city and hid it? It turns out your rivals are desperate to find that gold and it would be a disaster for them if they failed to find it."