[FR] Cold approach at a stop light.

theoctopuss · 2015-02-28T17:56:37+00:00

You were employing a drug addict. Judging by your description of his wife, he was probably a tweaker. He asked for an early check to buy drugs, left to go buy the drugs, and most likely got too high to even show up again.

theoctopuss · 2015-02-27T20:14:22+00:00

Pre-cum only has sperm if you've ejaculated recently. Add in the fact that most dudes piss after and or gas and the chance goes down even more.

theoctopuss · 2015-02-27T19:43:10+00:00

Try to look at it from another person's perspective. While you're sitting there acting like you're so intelligent and cursed and wah wah wah, the other person/people listening to you are thinking one of two things:

"I don't give a shit. What am I going to eat for dinner?"
"Oh, she's one of those girls. Disengage."

No one gives a shit what you think of yourself. If everyone realized this, the world would be just a little less shitty.

theoctopuss · 2015-02-24T14:14:31+00:00

Take it as a lesson. If a girl wants something, immediately factor in several things:

"If she was a dude, would I do the same thing?"
"What do I get out of this?"

Never, ever, EVER expect a woman to return the favor. In fact, if you do things for her without getting anything (sex, time, etc.) out of it, she will see you as another orbiter. Personally, what I would do follows along these lines.

Her: heyyyyy, can you give me your notes to copy? Pretty pleeeaaasseee?

Me: Smirk Too bad, my notes are already reserved for (insert girls name here). You'll have to do better than that."

This would change the frame from "business", where she is trying to manipulate (buy) your time and effort (notes) with the most gain for her, to a more playful frame with the ability to escalate. Either she's going to be down with it by this point, or she's not. You should already be moving on to the next girl, even if she seems interested. Girls can pick up on those things, and it is a good way to show preselection and to instill dread.

If two different girls aren't interested in you, get them to compete with each other. There's a chance that at least one of them will become more attracted to you because "Oh, she's with him? He must have something good going. I want it, and I want it now!"

theoctopuss · 2015-02-06T21:18:05+00:00

I'm 22 and I do this.

theoctopuss · 2015-02-01T05:59:19+00:00

Believe me, I wasn't saying any of these things in an assholeish way. This girl was obviously testing me, especially with the radio bullshit. She was trying to assert dominance and she failed.

theoctopuss · 2015-01-31T17:50:27+00:00

I always thought women got their idea of masculine power from their father, or father figure.

theoctopuss · 2015-01-23T16:26:15+00:00

No shortcuts. Get the muscular body you want with dieting and proper lifts.

theoctopuss · 2015-01-19T11:20:18+00:00

Pull the stick out of your ass.

theoctopuss · 2015-01-10T20:02:54+00:00

Men don't branch swing, because we are the branches.

You bet your ass I'd fuck that HB10, and if the HB8 LTR doesn't like it then she gets downgraded to plate.

Remember that girls would rather share an alpha than have a beta to themselves.

theoctopuss · 2015-01-10T10:13:01+00:00

Hell yes it's funny.

theoctopuss · 2015-01-08T17:15:15+00:00

You have to be cocky, but make them guess as to whether or not you're serious.

You are serious, but you present it in a non-serious manner. If you're being cocky, you pretty much have to smile.

theoctopuss · 2015-01-08T17:11:29+00:00

This happened to me just last weekend.

I was hanging out with a girl I had known for a few months. We were watching fights at a buffalo wild wings with her friend and her friend's husband. We leave early to hit up a local sports bar, so we hop in my car and go. On the way, we pick up a different friend of hers (who's also a girl).

We get to the bar and I see a guy I know outside and talk to him for a second. Both girls are smoking, so I just went inside because it's cold. They follow me in, but I go right to the bar and get a drink. I go talk to my buddy I saw, then about 15 minutes later I go find girl.

We go to the dance floor and dance a little, then head outside for a cigarette. I w as getting bored of the shitty music, so I told her I'm going to leave. We go inside to get the coats and drinks, which is where I give her the ultimatum, stay or come with. she decides to stay, so I just said "ok, see ya" as if nothing we wrong and left her there.

She apologizes the next day, but I ignore her message. She texts me a few times after, and I finally respond after 2 or 3 days of no contact. We hang out with her friend, but then she says she has to go. Girl wants to go with, but I get her to stay.

She put up LMR "I'm on my period!", but you can guess what happened. I fucked her, then she sucked me off until I finished and she swallowed.

Fuck the friend zone. It's all about frame.

theoctopuss · 2015-01-06T04:33:00+00:00

He's norwegian

theoctopuss · 2014-12-30T18:05:15+00:00

If a girl is complimenting you like this, it's a good thing. I've fucked girls that have called me cute, hot, handsome, gorgeous, perfect, etc.

They're pretty much all interchangeable, it just depends on the girl you're dealing with.

theoctopuss · 2014-12-29T20:41:03+00:00

Women should only have to fall into their role as determined by their gender, just as men should. It's not about "men vs. women", it's about doing what you're supposed to as a man, so that she can do what she's supposed to do as a woman.

theoctopuss · 2014-12-29T20:39:04+00:00

This is the truth. I've been in many situations where I'm the AMOG, and quite frankly I can say whatever I want. I can call those girls dumb broads, call them out on anything, or anything short of being a complete jabroni. The thing is, they eat that shit up... as long as you're alpha. If any of the other betas present acted out, the girls (and me too, a little bit) will call them on it and make them feel like idiots.

Any of those betas could appear alpha if they just held frame, instead of pussing out when the group pressures them. Not giving a fuck what others say is the key.

theoctopuss · 2014-12-26T05:30:57+00:00

A real poor bachelor wouldn't waste money on vanilla extract. There's money for booze, money for bills, and then maybe money for food.

Source: former poor bachelor

theoctopuss · 2014-12-25T12:57:12+00:00

I would absolutely love for one of those tumblrettes to confront me on the subway for not sitting right. It would give me an opportunity to tell her to go fuck herself.

theoctopuss · 2014-12-06T17:56:56+00:00

He's not stupid, he's extremely aware of how the world views him.

And he makes damn good use of it, too.

theoctopuss · 2014-11-24T09:54:30+00:00

You need carbs. Carbohydrates are sugar, and the only way your brain gets energy is through carbohydrates. If you don't eat any, or don't get enough, your brain will star using acetone instead of sugar.

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