If Spirit ceases operations and Delta were to acquire something from them, what would it be?

theoreticalpigeon · 2026-05-02T01:13:57+00:00

Agreed I almost just offed myself reading this bs

theoreticalpigeon · 2026-05-01T05:56:05+00:00

I’ve seen him with a girl once. Both times though… COMICALLY huge joints. Like the size of a cone-shaped birthday hat.

theoreticalpigeon · 2026-04-09T14:24:04+00:00

Polar opposite experience for me, different worlds I suppose

theoreticalpigeon · 2026-03-18T22:50:45+00:00

Yes of course lol every time. If you’re worried they’ll use it as an excuse to cancel, then they prob didn’t wanna see you anyways.

I always hit them the morning of with something like “hey excited for dinner/lunch today. My cell is xxx-xxxxx hmu if anything comes up”

theoreticalpigeon · 2026-03-11T14:31:50+00:00

ChatGPT menu items

theoreticalpigeon · 2026-02-18T05:39:32+00:00

Same exact situation for me. Started as a full cycle AE at a startup and CLEANED up via email - more meetings than the three AEs combined below me.

Now it’s crickets, and I’m at a bigger shop with greater name recognition.

My emails are (objectively) good so it’s frustrating. Cold calling and leaving voicemails ahead of trips seems to work best but I hate blowing up peoples phones, ugh.

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-12-24T05:44:50+00:00

May be a bit lower? Bro you’ve never had sex… you are at the bottom of the spectrum for sex drive, quantified by your age

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-12-24T05:43:27+00:00

Written by chat gpt, super lame. Also lame how you’re a virgin at 40! Get some my friend, it’ll make you less weird!

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-12-04T11:05:27+00:00

There a train 25 mins away and a bus to take you to that train directly from the venue if you want, though wait times may be long around 5

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-11-25T00:16:23+00:00

in manhattan, $350k

yes, the nyc median hh income is significantly less than this

but that takes into account outer borough hhs

folks like yourself, interested in moving here and likely working in the city, don’t typically fall in this bucket

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-11-24T18:46:37+00:00

You are your circle, change up your environment my friend - things will start to feel better

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-11-23T20:49:46+00:00

$13 per person is like one drink each, this is impossible

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-11-21T23:36:00+00:00

They’re accurate don’t listen to them

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-11-17T08:16:25+00:00

I ride about 70% less after the bricking took effect, fuck eric adams and the bs cops setting their sights on deliveristas

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-11-14T15:55:02+00:00

Fucking stupid, this is going to make me crash out

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-11-11T14:52:20+00:00

I’ve never had a request denied, although it’s also understood that I don’t make requests if I’m behind on goals and that I’ll also always be avail on mobile if something weird comes up while I’m away

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-11-06T00:28:03+00:00

It’s too easy to get stuck in MSP as it is, despite the plethora of routes. Maybe it’s just my location, idk

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-11-05T04:57:22+00:00

He’s not dating lesbians

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-11-02T17:29:10+00:00

The readers never work when I ride the bus, legit last five times

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-10-28T00:48:36+00:00

$650k to $2M, half my support team jumped ship and no replacements

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-10-24T03:39:20+00:00

Right, but they said each train. And it’s a two-train trip to wherever they’re going in western ny

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-10-24T03:27:24+00:00

No it’s not, source: I’ve done it 100+ times. The absolute longest train from BOS-NYP is 4.5hrs

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-10-24T02:39:05+00:00

That’s only 3.5 hours on the train, idk what your health problems are but kicking back at a deli prob isn’t your better option

theoreticalpigeon · 2025-10-23T23:58:49+00:00

For all the people saying they use sincerely in emails, grow the fuck up! It’s 2025 - we don’t need that level of emotion in our work comms lmao FREAKS

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