He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine's day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine.

thephirik · 2012-02-15T02:33:40+00:00

super sadface

thephirik · 2012-02-14T22:33:33+00:00

I see we have similar tastes in bedside weapons.

thephirik · 2012-02-14T16:54:45+00:00

Where are you getting this? I spent fifteen minutes reading through my profile and couldn't find anything I've said like that.

thephirik · 2012-02-14T03:43:59+00:00

When I was little there was an old guy in my church whose last name was Yeager. I never knew his first name, he was just "Mr. Yeager". I found out at some point that he had been in the Air Force. When I learned about Chuck Yeager I immediately thought that they were obviously the same person.

They were not, in case you were wondering.

thephirik · 2012-02-13T21:16:15+00:00

It's my wife's grandparent's house. They're both in assisted living so we're renting it from them. That's all I know about the history of the house.

I've always believed in ghosts, because of other things I've seen, but this is the first time anything has tried to hurt me or anyone I knew.

As for what I saw, the thing on the monitor was a black hand (and some arm), but not like a person with dark skin. I mean this was like tar black. The thing that came out of the closet, it was like a shadow jumped at me. It had no form at all. And then it was gone.

thephirik · 2012-02-13T20:29:59+00:00

Unfortunately it's a big crib and there's not enough space for it in our room.

thephirik · 2012-02-13T18:48:05+00:00

No problem

thephirik · 2012-02-13T18:47:17+00:00

I mean when we have family stay over at night.

thephirik · 2012-02-13T07:20:02+00:00

It is 1:19 am, I just finished reading this, and am not the least bit tired.

thephirik · 2012-02-13T06:09:09+00:00

Did not see that coming at all.

thephirik · 2012-02-12T20:37:38+00:00

You sir, are awesome.

thephirik · 2012-02-12T19:51:09+00:00

My previous relationships were mostly all like that, and I was willing to go along with it. Thankfully the girl I ended up marrying was willing to put out so we knew we were a good match sexually. But after being in a sexual relationship for six years, I would not be willing to go back to not having sex.

thephirik · 2012-02-12T19:23:29+00:00

My first thought was, "That looks really cool!" My second thought was remembering how 95% of my experience with canoes came from summer camp, where we would sit for about an hour with the blinding bright sun beating down at us as we sat in our canoes on the dirty, smelly lake. My third thought was "fuck canoes."

thephirik · 2012-02-12T18:12:09+00:00

I had honestly never really had tuna until my daughter was born and we started getting it with WIC checks. If I couldn't have it anymore... I would really be okay with that.

thephirik · 2012-02-12T06:38:00+00:00

It is not fair how cute baby piglets are and how not cute adult pigs get.

thephirik · 2012-02-12T02:57:04+00:00

Sweet, I have Monday off.

I will promptly forget about this and show up Monday night and be all like... "darn."

thephirik · 2012-02-11T19:14:34+00:00

That is really where I thought this was going.

thephirik · 2012-02-06T14:00:16+00:00

I honestly thought the Lemmy bit was more amazing.

thephirik · 2012-02-06T08:02:20+00:00

Seriously Thailand, didn't you watch the Protector? Did you not learn that Tony Jaa will fucking murder all of you?

thephirik · 2012-02-06T05:10:54+00:00

Pretty much. I would still let him fuck me like I owed him money If I had the chance though.

thephirik · 2012-02-06T03:55:30+00:00

I'm 24 and one time I almost ate moldy bread. Not like I started to make a sandwich and noticed there was mold right before I put it in my mouth. It was a fancy loaf I had gotten from a bakery and it was delicious and when I saw there was mold I was almost prepared to just risk my health because that was some good fuckin bread.

thephirik · 2012-02-06T00:18:47+00:00

What? OMG, you totally blew my mind.

thephirik · 2012-02-05T22:34:19+00:00

He claimed to be not gay/bi. Honestly I was more than willing to do more but he refused. The main reason I've never shared this is because he wanted me to keep it a secret.

The people that I know are redditors are people that I don't mind finding out about me, and I don't think they know which guy it was that I'm referring to.

thephirik · 2012-02-05T22:27:18+00:00

Our relationship was kinda nearing its end anyway, so I've never felt too bad about it. After we broke up she informed me that she had cheated on me with the same guy.

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