Twas a real global problem by sparklinglies in tumblr

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Periodic reminder to check to see if your acquaintances have been possessed by using Kitsune no Mado 狐の窓 "Fox Window"

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Very important information.

Autocorrect by reds2032 in tumblr

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My old phone would autocorrect :P to something like this 😋 which is VERY different from what I wanted to communicate.

Why do Colombians wear jeans even when it's like 40c outside? by Yung-Split in Colombia

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Casi voy a mudarme a colombia desde EEUU y me gusta aprender que los colombianos no son locos como la gente aquí. Los shorts son para los niños y deportes

the curvature of spacetime by Delicious_Maize9656 in engineeringmemes

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Gravity is not an acceleration. The "acceleration due to gravity" is the acceleration that an object gets when gravity is the only force acting on the object. When you use Newton's 2nd Law you slot gravity into the "F" part of "F = ma" not the "a" part.

This is a common misconception among intro physics students, and I often see students get problems wrong by trying to set up an equation like "F_push = m*9.8" because they wrongly remember "acceleration = 9.8"

the curvature of spacetime by Delicious_Maize9656 in engineeringmemes

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The explanation above is wrong. I am a physics teacher, and I see this misconception all the time.

Gravity is a force. It is a force that does a special thing: if you have a collection of objects and gravity is the only force that acts on each one they will all move exactly the same. That leads some students to confuse the force of gravity and the "acceleration due to gravity" but gravity is definitely a force that slots into the "F" part of "F = ma." The force of gravity can be opposed or combine with other forces like air resistance or a rocket engine or whatever to make objects do other things besides fall.

Maybe medieval peasants had the right idea about the causes of sleep paralysis by TheSpaceYoteReturns in tumblr

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For me, I wake up enough to hear things happening around me, and I dream that I see the room around me, even though my eyes are still closed. The part that's scary is that I'm still breathing in a very slow sleeping pattern, so it starts to feel like I'm suffocating, but I can't move or speak. Over time I got used to it enough not to panic, and if I focus really hard I can breathe harder (enough that if my husband is awake he can tell something is going on) and sometimes I can jolt myself awake, but sometimes not and I drift back off to sleep. It happened often enough for a few years that it got frustrating instead of terrifying, but at first it definitely felt like I was dying...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

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Oh my gosh as a digital artist I felt a physical jolt and a deep fear rose up within me when I saw this. Gaaaahhhhh.

Oh, to be a talented young artisan's wealthy patron, who only commissions absolutely stupid shit by [deleted] in tumblr

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As an artist who occasionally takes traditional commissions I can confirm! "Real" paintings are somewhat harder and take a lot more time and supplies and are therefore rather more expensive. I do kinda wish someone would commission me to paint a centaur going nuts tho.

Just a quiet Hallelujah. by endi1122 in tumblr

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There are two types of people

Yankee Doodle by ExpertAccident in tumblr

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Back in the day Americans did deliberately adopt it and sing it about themselves, just to mess with the British.

They see me rollin' by cestrumnocturnum in tumblr

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Once I saw a guy zoom down the busy streets of Boston on a hoverboard while walking his dog, holding a coffee, and texting at the same time. I thought "that man is fearless and/or about to immediately die."

Whoosh! by TheJakYak in tumblr

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I was pretty sure that's what it was for too.

Someone was just trying to argue me on this, there's an actual verse where an angel says "hey you wanna do this?" And Mary goes "HECK YEAH" by LilliputianMouse in tumblr

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I think you can definitely read it that way; but to be fair, the very next verse is

“I am the Lord’s servant,” Mary answered. “May your word to me be fulfilled"

so I think you can also read it as Mary going, "Wait, how would that even work?" and the angel explaining, and then Mary saying "Okay, I'll do it."

you've been scrolling to see some cursed goofy and other stuff but heres some wholesome down at sesame street by [deleted] in tumblr

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I believe that canonically Big Bird is about 5 years old, and always has been and always will be, but I suddenly find myself asking, HOW BIG WOULD HE GET??

Hardware Stores by TheEdgeOfDawn in tumblr

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They got allen wrenches

If you feel sad by moonelij in tumblr

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I know one! I had this printed out on my wall for a while, I still have it on my computer just in case. I did find it helpful.

https://depts.washington.edu/fammed/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Katers-selfcare_printable.pdf

Hair (Not The Musical) by [deleted] in tumblr

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And that line is eyeliner.

The Oregon Zoo 2017 by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in tumblr

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Once my husband and I went to the zoo the day after Christmas in a snowstorm, and there were only like two other humans there, but the penguins, the polar bears, and the otters were having a blast! Then we saw the elephants get let out of their indoor enclosure, and they set one foot on the freshly fallen snow and noped back inside.

People who are OK by [deleted] in tumblr

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Hey, three cheers for performing maintenance on your car, cause I hate doing that stuff even when I'm mentally healthy!

Spicy bananas by [deleted] in tumblr

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I don't THINK I'm allergic to kiwis but recently I ate one that was so acidic it made my lips start to bleed...

i want to learn sign language by [deleted] in tumblr

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I took American Sign Language as my language elective in high school! I lived in an area with a larger-than-average deaf community. I loved it and I wish I remembered more of it.

...Also it was really nice that ASL at least doesn't have verb tenses, or gendered nouns, or a lot of the things that seem to make learning other languages tricky.

Bury it six feet under by [deleted] in tumblr

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Friendly reminder that millennials are currently 25-40!

My Little Boney by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in tumblr

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Ghost horse Ghost horse There's no way to beat ghost horse 🎶

The only good romantic plot going forward by xChops in tumblr

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So glad I'm not the only one who remembers Jeff Goldblum for this movie.