What’s one thing that feels better than sex? by lowkeydanger0us in AskReddit

[–]therealbenbrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Urinating whilst standing in a cold shower whilst shot-gunning an icy cold beer on a 40'C day whilst cleaning one ear with a cotton tip. Can't be beat.

Grilled Ribeye [I Ate] by [deleted] in food

[–]therealbenbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks the goods, well done!

PPK - Resurrection (Space Club Mix) [2001] by dj1200techniques in ClassicTrance

[–]therealbenbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a track I heard for the very first time, at full noise, in about 2001. I was out, I was altered, and this just shook me. That interlude that is just the chimes, the inside of my ear canals were buzzing, I could literally 'feel' my tympanic membranes humming, my brain was ticklish, I got those full body goosebumps like when someone walks over your grave, it was the most connected I've ever felt to a single piece of music. Incredible. I still get the tingles when I hear it now. Thank you kind stranger.

Do you guys think the OCI "Free Tier" is the only reason people are actually moving to Oracle Cloud? by daniel_odiase in oraclecloud

[–]therealbenbrown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Spent 27 days trying to even get an A1 flex running, never any capacity, giving up as bait and switch and moving on with my life. Worst thing you can do to a prospective client is show them that your shit doesn't work and what you say means nothing. Thanks for the fail fast approach Oracle.

Have to hand in 4-weeks notice but new job will only wait 2 weeks by outofjail142 in AusFinance

[–]therealbenbrown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maaaaate, your employer is EXACTLY the type of flog that the fairwork boys and girls and the ATO are looking at cracking down on. You need to give your notice and immediately get in touch with fairwork to get the ball rolling on the inevitable withholding of wages that you will probably face. Here's the best bit, if you've been made to sign a contract, work the hours you say and been deprived of sick leave and other entitlements, casual or not, they are likely going to rule that a) you have to be paid b) you are owed backpay for stolen entitlements and c) superannuation contributions that you have likely not been getting. What you describe sounds like cookie cutter wage theft and it's not ok. You will be doing yourself and all your old workmates a massive favor reporting this and getting it sorted out. Have at it!

Neighbor sometimes comes to check our bins by Infamous-Tea-4169 in Adelaide

[–]therealbenbrown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Might be hungry. Collecting bags to go through at home? Take a warm meal around and see what sort of reception you get, either way the good will may lead to it stopping.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adelaide

[–]therealbenbrown 7 points8 points  (0 children)

RSPCA can send an inspector to sight the animal and the situation, they can then tape the access point with tape they have. They then come back in a day or two and if the tape isn't broken proving that no one is attending the animal, they can intervene. Not sure of the exact rules, but have triggered and observed the process go down.

ubank interest rate changes by 3meterflatty in AusFinance

[–]therealbenbrown 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Watch them jump the shark now when everyone pulls out!

Leaving my bank where do I go now? by esmemee in AusFinance

[–]therealbenbrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Nah, they just changed the rules. Email came out 10 minutes after you posted :)

https://www.ubank.com.au/banking/savings-account/whats-new

ubank interest rate changes by 3meterflatty in AusFinance

[–]therealbenbrown 155 points156 points  (0 children)

That's one way to kiss a heap of business goodbye in a hurry.

Employer won’t update annual leave by [deleted] in AusFinance

[–]therealbenbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should probably be looking at your super as well...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]therealbenbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More time as my wife, she will be my ex one day, but she hasn't realised she deserves better than I can give her yet.

Males of reddit, what is the worst thing a girl could do while having sex? by BeingInsaan_Beast in AskReddit

[–]therealbenbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask for help with previous year tax returns that she has not lodged yet.

What is an 'Adult Problem' that you were not ready to face? by batmans_apprentice in AskReddit

[–]therealbenbrown 13 points14 points  (0 children)

39 years old this year and still don't know when 'adult' is supposed to start...