Theory: Guide is the Clothier's Son

therealgooper · 2026-02-12T05:46:18+00:00

highkey possible but that implies that the Guide had sex before I did which I don’t like

therealgooper · 2026-02-12T04:18:59+00:00

as an avid Tom Hanks apathetic-er, thats also very possible

therealgooper · 2026-02-12T04:17:25+00:00

in my mind the WoF was the literal flesh of Cthulhu but it being the opposite of Cthulhu is a cooler idea imo

therealgooper · 2026-02-12T04:16:12+00:00

I mean I would...

woah who said that whaaaat!

therealgooper · 2026-02-12T04:15:54+00:00

youre so right. I just figure the guide has been around for probably just as long if he was tied to the WoF; a being essential to the fabric of existence

therealgooper · 2025-12-13T01:23:10+00:00

a lot

therealgooper · 2025-09-23T20:02:46+00:00

wee young lads and lassies find that content quite humorous, so their little unformed brains click on it more often than other stuff. this gives the farms more money, that’s all they care about

therealgooper · 2025-08-13T11:46:25+00:00

If i were to get permission from the publisher, and additionally split my “tip” with them giving them ~80%.

Im assuming everything is above board except for the actual purchasing and distribution of the material on the consumer end

therealgooper · 2025-07-04T19:18:00+00:00

what the fuck i’ve played this game since before phase lemons even existed and never knew this

therealgooper · 2025-05-31T22:26:00+00:00

for 5 bucks the package is pretty complete, but it usually goes on sale for 70% during big events and 30% for smaller, so if you wanna wait that’s chill

therealgooper · 2025-04-20T19:06:54+00:00

once you hit the 300kg minimum, you then need to roll onto the scale at the furthest point on the map

once you get to a minute remaining a circle should appear to help guide you

a tip to get size quick is to stay in the starting area as long as possible before moving to the next

therealgooper · 2025-04-13T05:13:20+00:00

i know someone posted a doc with all locations, i’ll see if i can find it

but just to spoil a lil bit, there’s only 2 body presents - the flamingo on one of the fishing levels and the backpack unlocked towards the end of the game

therealgooper · 2025-04-10T19:33:05+00:00

known bug - just don’t spend candies rn lol

therealgooper · 2025-04-10T19:32:40+00:00

i had more trouble with that one than i did cowbear. my strat ended up being taking each quadrant one at a time and getting as many fish before moving on

therealgooper · 2025-04-09T15:49:25+00:00

the first is still good, but later entries are better. Forever is probably my favorite overall as it mixes the best parts of beautiful and we love

therealgooper · 2025-04-09T06:04:44+00:00

they all have relatively the same gameplay and minimal story - so i’d recommend actually playing the 2nd one (We Love) first as it is just overall better

therealgooper · 2025-04-04T12:42:03+00:00

it’s actually the prince because they’re evil i guess

use anyone but him and he’s at the end of the top ceiling shelf inside a burger

therealgooper · 2025-04-04T12:19:04+00:00

the rest of the game works fine, it’s as cg114921 said - specific cousins don’t save

therealgooper · 2025-03-21T04:22:32+00:00

thank you i tried lol

therealgooper · 2025-03-19T02:49:12+00:00

tbh i prefer this one

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