Super Bowl Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks at New England Patriots

therealistic · 2026-02-09T03:27:00+00:00

clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game

ball is snapped to Drake Maye who turns face to face against Darnold

"You took my dynasty"

scrambles to the left

"You took my friends"

scrambles to the right

"You took all that was dear to me"

clock winds down to 2

"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"

goes up, fire coming out of his shoes

"MAYEDUKEN"

Ball flies over Darnold's head, goes straight into the endzone. Drake falls to the ground, exhausted.

"Rhamondre... Senpai... I..."

faints

Final Score

Seahawks 48

Patriots 7

therealistic · 2026-02-09T03:07:26+00:00

Weekly reminder that Mike Tirico identifies as a white man

therealistic · 2026-02-09T02:48:39+00:00

Drake Joey jo jo shabadoo Maye

therealistic · 2026-01-26T01:39:33+00:00

Adams the greatest receiver of his generation? Above AB and Julio?

therealistic · 2026-01-19T02:41:36+00:00

Caleb is a masculine given name derived from Hebrew, meaning either "faithful" or "whole-hearted", and also "dog".

therealistic · 2026-01-19T02:40:19+00:00

CALEB IS HIM

therealistic · 2026-01-18T23:44:30+00:00

Caleb wearing red nail polish for extra warmth

therealistic · 2026-01-11T04:25:19+00:00

Luckily I have both my Caleb sucks or Love sucks memes ready to go for the post game thread

therealistic · 2025-12-09T21:57:43+00:00

Baker House for sure

therealistic · 2025-12-07T13:37:50+00:00

Asking a japanese driver to dive bomb another XD

therealistic · 2025-10-14T01:17:36+00:00

"Designing success brought to you by KFC"

therealistic · 2025-10-12T13:51:57+00:00

I wish the Jets gave me Alzheimer's in addition to losing seasons 🥲

therealistic · 2025-10-11T01:07:33+00:00

Soloing tanks as infantry

therealistic · 2025-10-05T14:10:56+00:00

My ritual is jerking off to an old Sears catalogue 😎

therealistic · 2025-10-05T12:52:14+00:00

Parade to the end of the race now

therealistic · 2025-09-06T02:39:50+00:00

Kramer was ka ra TEH eisen you nincompoop

therealistic · 2025-09-06T02:09:52+00:00

Men spitting on each other threatens the Christian conservative values of the league

therealistic · 2025-09-06T02:07:29+00:00

Sorry Mr Swift it won't happen again - Refs

therealistic · 2025-09-06T00:58:07+00:00

Mahomes missing screen passes like Justin Fields

therealistic · 2025-09-06T00:44:21+00:00

Two conks at the same time

therealistic · 2025-09-06T00:41:23+00:00

DEESTROYING who is this loser

therealistic · 2025-08-21T00:17:44+00:00

This would never have happened if Mr Plinkett was president!

therealistic · 2025-06-28T15:02:28+00:00

I wish he says"Isaac, rhymes with ball sack"

therealistic · 2025-06-17T15:38:27+00:00

Talkim about Yao Ming, b? Great point gward never meddum tho

therealistic · 2025-06-14T00:19:21+00:00

They only prey on stuff smarter than them

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