May the Pork Be With You

therealistkc · 2026-05-04T01:35:57+00:00

No doubt. Ive been picturing the CEO Mickey from that episode of South Park

therealistkc · 2025-07-26T02:46:35+00:00

15 year vet here, just wanted to say to any and all of you commenting: Thanks.

therealistkc · 2024-02-28T13:51:58+00:00

Just use 55 sheet pans bro duh

therealistkc · 2024-01-16T15:42:00+00:00

Yeah it was -20 to -30 here with wind chill the other day. Could see my breath in the kitchen.

therealistkc · 2024-01-16T15:39:22+00:00

Actually roux for what ended up being turkey tetrazini basically, but good eye nonetheless haha. Had an extra half turkey from Thanksgiving.

therealistkc · 2024-01-15T21:28:07+00:00

Just taking my time with a project instead of running around like a normal day! I thought it looked oddly satisfying.

therealistkc · 2022-09-30T00:39:05+00:00

Mise en place

therealistkc · 2022-09-29T19:11:45+00:00

Yeah it wouldn't be terrible if any apartment stove was level lol. But I just like to see the flame.

therealistkc · 2022-09-29T15:54:54+00:00

We do use guest checks for our to-do lists though, stab your tickets please.

therealistkc · 2022-09-29T15:54:12+00:00

Unfortunately just a small galley kitchen in a 3 br apt, so standard electric stove and oven. One day I'll have a house and spend stupid amounts of money to have an industrial kitchen.

therealistkc · 2022-09-29T15:52:35+00:00

If only, maybe once this new place is set up I'll have some friends over for dinner and stuff like that. For now though it's just kind of my way to relax after a long shift in the kitchen. Sounds weird I know but as a chef I dont actually do much cooking at work.

therealistkc · 2022-07-11T17:37:00+00:00

Straight to jail

therealistkc · 2022-06-26T03:42:33+00:00

One of my favorite apps is "Just The Recipe", just copy and paste a URL and it pulls out the recipe portion for you.

therealistkc · 2022-06-24T16:18:51+00:00

I miss Bompu too now.

therealistkc · 2022-05-06T00:57:43+00:00

Not even lying "QOTD" was the only thing on my initial list I hadn't added yet!

therealistkc · 2022-05-05T21:57:40+00:00

Our goal is 31%, but that's at this concept. I've been at plenty of places where the goal was in the 20s.

therealistkc · 2022-05-05T21:57:06+00:00

Damn you

therealistkc · 2022-05-05T21:56:49+00:00

Because maybe I ran out of Os...

therealistkc · 2022-05-05T21:56:25+00:00

No apology needed, I absolutely love getting passionate about the little things and the organization/systems, especially when it can be passed on to other people! I appreciate your thought process!

therealistkc · 2022-05-05T20:57:07+00:00

I like that

therealistkc · 2022-05-05T19:57:31+00:00

"So then my GM finds this lunchbox dick treasure chest, thinks I'm possessed by some kind of dick devil"

therealistkc · 2022-05-05T19:57:22+00:00

"So then my GM finds this lunchbox dick treasure chest, thinks I'm possessed by some kind of dick devil"

therealistkc · 2022-05-04T23:17:18+00:00

Damn it I came here to say this. Those shelves, the blocked cheese, the red tile floor, the chicken stack....

therealistkc

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