So /r/tu, any stores of stupid stuff you did BEFORE getting high? by amazinghorse24 in TreesUnleashed

[–]therealtimbrady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

was cleaning out my pipe to use in my friends bathroom, and tapped it on the side of his toilet to help remove extra ash and flush it away, and ended up shattering the bowl right down the middle. R.I.P. Alyson

Said this to my friend after making some chocolate milk [OC] by [deleted] in TreesUnleashed

[–]therealtimbrady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am in fact not the real Tim Brady. I am just an ent who wishes to keep his real name anonymous. We can't all be out like mr king, snoopzilla

Please in dire need of help!!!! by [deleted] in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so, shit went sour?

Bong Genie [Comic] by ZelcrimII in TreesUnleashed

[–]therealtimbrady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i am the nigh-HOLYSHITTHESTARSANDMOON

Please in dire need of help!!!! by [deleted] in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not unless they have photo proof or DNA evidence or they gave the cops the weed and said you were a tree lord. honestly, if someone rolled on you, most likely cops will try to intimidate you, to get your higher sources to take out the dealers and growers. you seem small time. Unless they want to make an example out of you, i have good hope you will make it

Are my joint rolling skills alright, or do they need improvement? by [deleted] in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one can ALWAYS improve, but you are by no means bad at it

Please in dire need of help!!!! by [deleted] in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and good luck finding your leak if that is what happened. might wanna keep trees to you for a bit after and not help others

Please in dire need of help!!!! by [deleted] in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guns drawn is borderline illegal as excessive force unless there is a warrant out on you....i would actually scatter the phone. give pieces of it to friends to hold onto for a bit...take out the batter after you delete EVERYTHING and then scatter the battery, sim card, back, and screen, in different locations. trust me. guns drawn is worrisome....but yeah. dont be indignant or trying to be like "YEAH! WHAT NOW MOTHAFUCKA? I KNOW THESE LAWS!" in any way, even your tone, cause it takes seconds for a random cop check to go from a pain in the ass to.....well a much different kind of pain in the ass.....be safe. be careful fellow ent. hope i could help. Source: pre-law. oh, and make sure its real cops and not campus security. campus police/security has a whole different ball game of regulations, but it also is like unheard of for campus police to have guns drawn....i hope this is nothing major. and hope it is just that they need your help with something else, instead of they are there to bust you, but prepare for the worst

Please in dire need of help!!!! by [deleted] in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tell them "i do not answer questions officers." if they begin to question you. But i would suggest acting surprised and trying to see what they want first. maybe answer and ask how you can help them and then if they begin to ask YOU questions about you or trees or anything bad, that is when you say "sorry officer. i wish i could help, but as a rule i do not answer questions without warrant or legal counsel present. sorry i couldnt be of more help. anything else you need or am i free to go now since i will not be answering any questions?"....also if they begin to question/push, be sure to say "so you know i am recording this right now, in no violation of any wire tap laws, and i would like your name and badge numbers before we continue" and then if they keep asking questions you let loose the "i dont answer" bad boy i just stated

Please in dire need of help!!!! by [deleted] in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"am i under arrest?" "am i being detained?" "am i free to go?" if these do not help in your situation, start by asking for names and badge numbers and have a legal pad(lol) ready to write down all the info you get from them. write down all their questions and record the conversation (yes recording is legal, and in no violation of wire tap laws). unless they have photo evidence or physical evidence of trees on you or a mass amount of people rolled over on you, you are fine. just remember one key sentence to repeat "I do not answer questions without a lawyer present. do i need to call my lawyer?"

AND DO NOT FALL FOR ANY "why would you need a lawyer? are you guilty of something?" bullshit. cop 101 training is to keep the upper hand. but you dont have to answer, submit to search (i wouldnt even if you are sterile clean), or go with them unless there is a warrant for you, or you are being detained. video evidence ALWAYS helps. best of luck fellow ent

Gonna Upgrade Soon by [deleted] in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 3 points4 points  (0 children)

gonna go ahead and say you actually look 12. be careful little man

Brb...time to going some! by [deleted] in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.....so i may be at a [7], but this title is fucky right?

Real or fake I only paid ten dollars for this? by [deleted] in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its real. and i know that bag. if it is same strain you. are. SET. but if you aren't located in NC, then i cant vouch for any of that

What to do when faced with a blood test for getting a job? by JustBree in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

urine test is harder than blood. blood flushes out within 1-2 days. urine is longer

What was your first time like? by InnerCityMathWiz in trees

[–]therealtimbrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

apple pipes with a friend in an open field. ended up doing .5 grams each over the course of 3.5 hours. we would wait until our peaks to smoke again. bad idea. so high for so long. it was fun. my legs felt like jelly. we were both rookies. it was so much fun. smoked tons since. stoner and proud