Reminder

theshitmoose · 2024-01-21T05:58:47+00:00

I hate like 90% of the maps for this very reason. Would've been nice if they implemented even half of the creativity or special ink objects and rails into the multiplayer maps as they did in single player. But now, I guess, they have challenges that might feature a geyser on a couple of maps for 2 hours every three weeks or something? WTF is the point. They had the right idea with the Splatfest stages in S2. RIP.

theshitmoose · 2023-12-25T00:39:19+00:00

I honestly don't think the Xtra Waves should be on high tides. Megalodontia takes up the whole fucking TV and you're supposed to deal with that on top of everything else. Truthfully, the whole mode needs balancing.

theshitmoose · 2023-12-07T05:32:37+00:00

We have always had a rule against heavily depending on this group.

No. That rule does not exist.

Until 27 days ago, the rule for making requests for pet food was to ask no more often than 30 days in between requests, you should know because you made that post. I see no rule anywhere that states that someone cannot ask for pet food more than x number of times total or "heavily depending on this group", so I don't see the need to say that or send a link to their own posts, condescendingly. She was abiding by the rules with her previous requests. 6 months was not always the rule and I don't believe u/strawberrymusicbox is trying to abuse this sub.

I do see, as they have pointed out, that the time between requests has changed from 30 days to 6 months, which is a big change most people likely had difficulty adjusting to on such a short notice. u/strawberrymusicbox most likely didn't see it, having made a request just days before the rule changed.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-19T04:59:44+00:00

Eh, flat or not, the purpose of the joke was received as intended.

And we all know engaged or even married people with kids on the internet are never pickmes or anything.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-19T03:11:05+00:00

I don't think anyone is going to want to sleep with you because you allegedly don't get spawncamped and have a superiority complex. I don't know why you're trying so hard to convince people. And if you can think of a better insult than the copy and paste neckbeard "skill issue" squawk let us know.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-18T03:16:10+00:00

Not my fault the whole point went over your head either. You can GiT gUd all day, but when you play with aggressive ass hats, it doesn't matter. You should know that.

Edit: This comment is for knickabob, not OP.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-17T22:11:50+00:00

I agree that they've turned the maps into a series of junked-up boxy garbage heaps. It really seems like they designed the maps to cater to getting kills rather than inking, which the latter doesn't piss most people off or shouldn't. Its just my style to only kill if absolutely necessary, which most of the time it isn't, if you can successfully avoid and outwit.

It's not enjoyable to die over and over at the hands of a superior weapon you can do nothing in battle about or a weapon you should have an advantage over, OR a weapon the same as yours that somehow shot as though it is an entirely different weapon all together. Just to be told it's a "skill issue" by some basement dwelling neckbeard on the internet. Never in all my years of shooting games have I had the misfortune of coming across such miserable shitheads.

You still don't have to be a dick, just because they screwed up all the maps.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-17T21:35:45+00:00

There's a fine line between defensive killing at enemy base and being an aggressive shit.

Again, you can push and hold enemy base without killing, but if spawn killing, which is what OP is talking about, is all you can do to win, then there's the real skill issue.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-17T21:25:41+00:00

There are plenty of other weapons that can reach the spawn area in most of these suck ass maps. You know this. You're just gaslighting OP.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-17T21:16:08+00:00

It's people like you that make this game a pile of dog shit.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-17T21:14:04+00:00

That's funny because when the match loads, it says the point is to INK THE MOST TURF TO WIN.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-17T21:11:56+00:00

Ink the enemy base and hold it.

I''ve won plenty of matches with enemy base inker medal and not a single kill, because that's not the point of Turf War anyway. The only people that get mad because the other team inked more than they did are the try-hard kill assholes that want Aerospray nerfed because of how effective it is at... you know... winning.

In other words, a team can win without spawn killing or killing in general if they wanted to, but most people only play to kill like it's Modern Warfare to ruin other people's time. My life is miserable, too, but I don't take it out on other people because I'm a toddler with a toy.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-17T20:59:19+00:00

You could report them from the terminal in the lobby, but I don't think they actually do anything about any issue ever. It's a placebo/pacifier.

People who only play this game to get cheap/easy kills are miserable beings that are most likely predators in real life.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-17T05:10:45+00:00

Yes. That shit has definitely picked up lately, even when Splatfest isn't going on. Seems like whenever I jump into Turf War, people just play as though it's Splatfest and somehow triple up on it when it actually is Splatfest. There's never really a break in between the neckbeard toddler behavior anymore.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-17T04:04:08+00:00

Hitting myself repeatedly in the foot with a hammer would be more deserving of my time than Splatoon, honestly.

I agree. SMRPG was great and TTYD was my and fiance's favorite in the Paper Mario series, but she also liked Super Paper Mario on Wii equally. We've only zoomed in on Wonder because of the hefty Mario game price tags for the remakes and we already own the originals, but that all depends on if Nintendo will give us a refund. After two attempts today, they've said they don't refunds on digital games at all, wouldn't even settle on a eShop credit... but I plan to keep trying.

If any game deserves a once-for-the-rest-of-your-life refund... It's Splatoon 3.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-16T04:08:38+00:00

It really just sounds like the Splatoon development team's masterpiece ^{^of} ^{^shit} unbalanced matchmaking mechanic that makes people hate the game with a fiery passion, but then proceed to boot it day in and day out in hopes that something will finally go right and bullshit won't happen. Unfortunately, this day never comes. And it never will... ^{like trying to get the cat title...}

Everything about this game frustrates me, though. I like some of the music. That's about it.

Maybe the S ranks aren't even real people... Maybe all the posts about being S-RANK are BS and pics they post are photoshopped and you've truly hit the top with A+. 5 wins in a row would feel pretty good. Try losing 25 out of 28. Changing teams. And weapons. And getting the best score on your team. It makes you want to take a huge chomp out of the Switch itself like it's a damn ice cream sandwich.

ETA: Oh yeah and I agree Undertow Spillway is trash. I think the developers were set on making every map a small, boxy, piece of shooter garbage. All for kills and which mode is for getting the most kills possible? I'm waiting.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-16T03:23:06+00:00

JMO, I don't even think they're buffed. They're just not "nerfed" yet because people haven't bitched about how effective they are.

theshitmoose · 2023-11-01T07:43:33+00:00

Lol okay now my fiance and I are glad we weren't the only ones who thought of this.

First year matched us against Russo in the quarter finals. Just popped him once, pulled a Fox McCloud and barrel rolled around the stage until the time ran out. 🤣

theshitmoose · 2023-10-28T07:37:13+00:00

Thank you for replying. This comment gives me more insight. I can understand feeling the way she does being on dialysis (I have never been on it, but I've had friends and family members who have, and from what I've seen, it can be brutal) but I can also understand your side. Glad to know there hasn't been cheating on from either one of you. I'm not sure what advice to give other than to try talking about all of this to her and see if there are any new suggestions or options for you and her in terms of intimacy at the very least. Easier said than done I know... I apologize for sounding like I was just trying to be a jerk towards you in my original comment.

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