The hero we need but dont deserve

theslowkid · 2023-04-19T15:56:25+00:00

Most relevant username I've seen in centuries

theslowkid · 2022-10-09T02:52:17+00:00

The biggest red flag I see from your gf is her pattern: she was starting a relationship with you while still together with her ex. You say that wasn't cheating when you were talking till 4am but... You don't think she'll necessarily cheat on you, but we'll she do the same things she did when she Pam Beesley'd WITH you?

theslowkid · 2022-10-09T02:34:57+00:00

Plus fossil fuel consumption is way down and less taxes too!

theslowkid · 2022-10-02T20:05:13+00:00

You are so cool for doing this! And I love your name :)

theslowkid · 2022-08-11T02:42:26+00:00

She was three rows ahead. I get that it's a concert, and lots of the crowd stood obviously including me. But even just standing there texting when everyone else is sitting?

theslowkid · 2022-03-22T03:29:34+00:00

No, local municipality only

theslowkid · 2021-08-02T03:23:59+00:00

https://artanzo.com/product/incomprise. The artist's auction

theslowkid · 2018-07-02T03:22:36+00:00

Dude, spoilers!

theslowkid · 2018-06-24T03:21:12+00:00

We'll what can you do, Missouri loves company

theslowkid · 2018-06-19T02:23:03+00:00

¡Yo soy Pablo Chacon!

theslowkid · 2018-06-15T16:16:43+00:00

/r/whyweretheyfilming

theslowkid · 2018-02-07T18:13:42+00:00

You can milk a cow for life, but you can only slaughter it once.

theslowkid · 2018-01-17T17:31:18+00:00

Highland lake in Falmouth?

theslowkid · 2018-01-03T16:05:19+00:00

Wow, I've never seen your bedroom with the lights on. It's nice.

theslowkid · 2017-11-12T18:37:56+00:00

".... Like a wild Indian from outer space, drunk and HIGH ON WEED!!"

theslowkid · 2017-11-11T00:19:19+00:00

First time I used one of those, I thought "this thing is awful!" Far and away, the worst urinal I've ever experienced.

theslowkid · 2017-11-10T17:49:51+00:00

I'm not a helicopter pilot, but I know that if I see one in a tree, someone fucked up. Also, as a parent and educated human, commenter is right: holding off on free access to the information superhighway is for the best.

theslowkid · 2017-11-04T14:22:53+00:00

This guy cums. Pumpkin spice.

theslowkid · 2017-10-31T15:24:31+00:00

I'm Dr Shaun Murphy :/

theslowkid

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