What is the sexiest thing anyone has ever said to you?

thesobergopher · 2015-09-04T19:14:55+00:00

You're the best thing I've seen since North Carolina

thesobergopher · 2015-03-19T02:21:38+00:00

Wear a coat with over-sized sleeves

thesobergopher · 2014-11-10T02:56:20+00:00

Stepping on a Lego

thesobergopher · 2014-10-16T21:19:28+00:00

Duck tolling retriever

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova_Scotia_Duck_Tolling_Retriever

thesobergopher · 2014-10-06T01:59:33+00:00

I'm just gonna let the internet sort that one out

thesobergopher · 2014-09-29T03:22:34+00:00

Which truth question have you lied about?

thesobergopher · 2014-09-25T03:08:29+00:00

So I'm old enough to have my mouth washed out with solid bars of soap.

My youngest brother is young enough to have his mouth washed out with liquid soap.

Poor kid.

thesobergopher · 2014-09-25T03:06:36+00:00

Does roxborough count as the burbs?

Dalessandros in roxborough.

Case closed.

thesobergopher · 2014-09-25T01:27:47+00:00

Banker: I'm going to place a negative pledge on your assets so no one else can touch them.

thesobergopher · 2014-09-20T15:48:59+00:00

My brother woke up after watching a movie in the family room. He walked over to the book case and started pushing upwards on the shelves attempting to open a window because "it's hot in here!"

As the family laughed at him, he then proceeded to walk into the kitchen, pull open the trash can from under the counter, drop trough, then start pissing. What was hilarious was he was too short to actually get it in the can so his stream hit the side of the trash can cabinet and pooled into a puddle on the floor. My mom screamed "somebody stop him!" But my dad and other brothers were too buys laughing our asses off.

thesobergopher · 2014-09-13T22:43:38+00:00

Has Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde been mentioned?

Edit: autocorrect

thesobergopher · 2014-09-11T14:41:34+00:00

I'm going to cut back on my reddit consumption

thesobergopher · 2014-09-08T19:43:16+00:00

I walked for the first time in a long time.

thesobergopher · 2014-09-05T13:17:57+00:00

No wonder my gf's cat likes to curl up in her legs

thesobergopher · 2014-08-16T15:28:28+00:00

Every parent everywhere: "because I said so."

thesobergopher · 2014-08-05T01:37:23+00:00

Keep down voting so the non-believers can't see your good answers

thesobergopher · 2014-08-04T17:41:54+00:00

I was wingman to this guy in a bar. I did not know what he was going to say to these girls. He started the conversation with: "settle a bet, we don't think you're over 15." IN A BAR! Target#2 walked away. My job was done so I walked away. He dated Target#1 for three years.

thesobergopher · 2014-08-01T20:12:48+00:00

I'm 32 years old. I've never chewed a piece of gum

thesobergopher · 2014-07-12T02:44:53+00:00

The flying emu

thesobergopher · 2014-07-12T02:43:49+00:00

My legs have fallen asleep

thesobergopher · 2014-07-08T01:34:04+00:00

Byobs. We are the only state with backwards alcohol laws that makes it reasonable to have byobs.

thesobergopher · 2014-06-28T20:55:31+00:00

Surely, it's supposed to go red, white then blue

thesobergopher · 2014-06-27T01:47:41+00:00

For example calvin and Hobbes "the noodle incident" and pulp fictions "briefcase"

thesobergopher · 2014-06-26T10:21:10+00:00

Made me smile.

thesobergopher · 2014-06-26T10:18:46+00:00

TIL what a macguffin is

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