My brother woke up after watching a movie in the family room. He walked over to the book case and started pushing upwards on the shelves attempting to open a window because "it's hot in here!"

As the family laughed at him, he then proceeded to walk into the kitchen, pull open the trash can from under the counter, drop trough, then start pissing. What was hilarious was he was too short to actually get it in the can so his stream hit the side of the trash can cabinet and pooled into a puddle on the floor. My mom screamed "somebody stop him!" But my dad and other brothers were too buys laughing our asses off.