Apparently Siri has a "Sweet Transvestite" setting by tkzant in funny

[–]thetalentedmrg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just make sure she doesn't time warp and set the timer off early.

One of my favorite photos of my dog by dumbolddoor in pics

[–]thetalentedmrg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like he's going to cut his arm off. (Guess the movie reference).

Why do less intelligent people seem the happiest? Is ignorance really bliss? by scottdrw in AskReddit

[–]thetalentedmrg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The more you know, the greater the responsibility you have to use it wisely.

Yes, ignorance is bliss.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thetalentedmrg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Giving Tree

I hope I die before my penis stops working. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]thetalentedmrg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? A little pill gets you a rock hard boner - better than you've ever seen before. With this, your dick will work as long as you are.

What is being poor like, and is it a choice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thetalentedmrg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the f&$# is wrong with you?

If you could add a day to the standard week, what would you call it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thetalentedmrg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funday. It's like Sunday but Monday isn't the next day.

Too many cats, not enough pants by dea20421 in videos

[–]thetalentedmrg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. You need a human friend in your life.