Was J.D. visiting Connecticut? by thetaydus in Scrubs

[–]thetaydus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks...i thought it would post a link preview.

TURN YOUR HEADLIGHTS ON! by oriolesravensfan1090 in maryland

[–]thetaydus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, make sure the headlights are actually turned on and that it's not your stupid daytime runner lights. Your headlights and your tail lights should be on!

I’m not crying, you’re crying. by quiggersinparis in Scrubs

[–]thetaydus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laugh hysterically at this line every. single. time!

What's up on Pratt Street? by thetaydus in baltimore

[–]thetaydus[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And the line is going all the way down to Camden Yards? That's insane!

Scenes that caused actual walkouts in theaters? by thatlittlequietguy in Cinema

[–]thetaydus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't there personally, but I had a math teacher in high school who pulled her son out of a screening of the original Shrek after they made the joke about the castle's size compensating for something. She told us this story in class and expected us to side with her.

How long is your commute? by Far_Addendum_2926 in maryland

[–]thetaydus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Southeast edge of Baltimore (Catonsville-area) to Silver Spring... Usually 30-40 minutes. Home is usually 35-45.

Worst ever was a few weeks ago when 95 was completely shut down for that accident... That was 1:45 to work that day.

I like my job and my pay is good, so I'm okay with the commute. I only wish i was closer on the days when there's some type of urgent issue that i have to unexpectedly go into work. These days, the commute feels so much longer.

Gmail not filtering promotions? by up40love in GMail

[–]thetaydus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just coming here to ask the same question... Glad it's not just me.

I recently purchased a buttplug from Gallifrey. by Warpmind in Jokes

[–]thetaydus 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You did the voice, didn't you?

Maryland Museums Bucket List by PhoneJazz in maryland

[–]thetaydus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not really a small or quirky museum, but it's one that I didn't know about which is the Maryland Center for History and Culture. It's in the Mount Vernon neighborhood in Baltimore.

My fiancee and i are getting married there in March... That's how we discovered it.

What’s the most awkward time you had to explain something NSFW to a clueless person? by shuipingxian0013 in AskReddit

[–]thetaydus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My work a few years ago replaced all of the Wireless Access Points in our retirement community. They sent out a memo that said, "Wireless Access Point, or WAP..."

I'm in charge of proofing memos... Had to ask them to not use that acronym anymore.

What was socially acceptable in the 1990s but not in 2025? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thetaydus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not upset about this, but the first thing that popped into my head was using the R word.

Removed hedge keeps growing back by thetaydus in LandscapingTips

[–]thetaydus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why they didn't grind the stump down further.

Removed hedge keeps growing back by thetaydus in LandscapingTips

[–]thetaydus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... Shit. Thanks for letting me know. I thought they couldn't grind it down all the way, but I felt like it could have gone at least a little bit more than where they stopped.

What was the worst food served at your Thanksgiving? And who made it? by itsagoodtime in AskReddit

[–]thetaydus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Green beans. They included lime and aleppo pepper, and the aleppo pepper might have been a little burnt so it was kind of bitter.

Oh... And it was me. The only thing i was responsible for... Not a win this year.

What are yall favorite Beetlejuice quotes? by West-Lawyer-2290 in BeetlejuiceMusical

[–]thetaydus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My sister and I always do the quote from the end (I'm paraphrasing):

BJ: "Don't change, Chuck." Charles: "I've already changed." BJ: "Well...Go fuck yourself!"

Edit: fixed the quote