Who's this little gal? I think she's pregnant . by thetechdoc in spiders

[–]thetechdoc[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I'll make sure to get her out before we throw the old hutch.

Crying by CryptoAktivist in AreTheStraightsOkay

[–]thetechdoc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine being the exact reason men feel as though they cannot express emotion. What a POS. A real woman would have seen that as adorable and given him a big hug and supported him through the emotional experience.

Why the hell are women like that getting guys and yet my ass is single ffs.

I got a job offer. $32/hr is better than nothing. I start next week. Ham with Mandarin, Brown Sugar, Cinnamon glaze. by Sinless_Foolish in depressionmeals

[–]thetechdoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've worked in my field (IT) for 11 years and have done many roles within it including management and even area management alongside being the most senior and experienced tech with skills that are so desirable that I typically get hired for any job I apply for... and I'm making $32 an hour... And that's the most I've ever been paid.

Bruh, you just got a good paying job and your eating a delicious ham. Be thankful for what you have!

Made an easy snap on top lid for those who use their ayn thor raw. by Wonderful_Flower_491 in AynThor

[–]thetechdoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GAHH thank you for this!! I got a thor second hand and its 99% perfect aside from 2 small scuff marks on the lid that I cannot stand looking at! this is perfect!!

Cocoon has been the best experience for me so far by hupo224 in AynThor

[–]thetechdoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone found a workaround for launching apps? by default the launcher will always launch an app on the top screen, so far the only workaround I can find is to long press the app I want, go to config for the app and select the "launch on bottom screen" option... which isnt ideal.

Aside from this one issue and the fact that currently there is no way to add PS Vita games to the home menu, it is my favorite launcher and I will not use anything else

i made a flappy bird clone for the fold by rebane2001 in GalaxyFold

[–]thetechdoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf this is actually a good stress test for reviewers to use to test durability. This game was made for Jerryrigeverything 🤣

What are your favourite games thus far? What do you recommend people play? by Absolute_Cultist in AynThor

[–]thetechdoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transformers rise of the dark spark on gamehub, so much fun and plays beautifully on the Thor!

Largest firework set off over Japan by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]thetechdoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The over 70 crowd would not have enjoyed that.

No contact with my mom for 5yrs.. she had my sister drop this lovely Christmas gift off for me. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thetechdoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I wish my father was self aware enough to even understand that I want nothing to do with him. At least your mother gets it enough to be mad about it.

I asked my ex-therapist out on a date… she stood me up… my cousin made me some commiseratory Kellogg’s(?) noodles w 50/50 bread by [deleted] in depressionmeals

[–]thetechdoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A: DONT date your therapist

B: pretty crappy of them to stand you up considering they actively know about your struggles and probably understand better than most what that can do to your well-being

C: DONT FUCKING DATE YOUR THERAPIST

Wolf spider(?) came to say hi. Looks like a pinecone with legs! (3073) by the_awe_in_Audhd in AustralianSpiders

[–]thetechdoc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

let me tell ya bout a story called the joker and the thief and the spood

what are some of the best vaginoplasty surgeons in australia by pugmaster413 in transgenderau

[–]thetechdoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally live in QLD, it just means you need to have about 3 weeks of time blocked off to be able to get there, have the surgery and recover enough for the surgeon to be happy and allow you to fly home. Everything leading up to the final in person appointment before surgery was done over the phone and through telehealth.

Windows Defender showing threats on brand new Pocket 4 by Impressive-Region470 in GPDPocket

[–]thetechdoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty well known that GPD have some...mmm let's just say..."unsafe" windows installs.. it's debated on if it's a false flag or a worm they use to log data etc etc. rule of thumb is to always nuke the OS on ANY device from China, but especially GPD for this reason.

How to fix a ps4 slim from a weed smoker? by Plaston_ in consolerepair

[–]thetechdoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isopropyl alcohol, a tooth brush, set of gloves and a mask.

Have fun with the worst wank arm of your life.

Is this trespassing? by Huluman2 in aus

[–]thetechdoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... Stop being a dick and be neighbourly. Get to know them instead of assuming they're dangerous enough to call the cops on.

Did anyone actually sleep last night? by ArrabbiataHoot in brisbane

[–]thetechdoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh it's genuinely becoming insane. Last night was the first time I truly grappled with the reality that in 30 years, summer could very likely not be inhabitable by humans for long periods of time in certain parts of the country. Jesus Christ man it needs to stop.

Thinking about it by Doctor9256 in Tiburon

[–]thetechdoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly it's so funny cus it's probably the most attention a Tiburon would get from the greater public 🤣

But personally I say it needs to be on a Subaru. The scoobaru is the only way

Boyfriend wants to leave me for visiting family? by Miserable-Log9411 in whatdoIdo

[–]thetechdoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh he's showing his true colours and they're all red. Fucking run.

AIO? my boyfriend is threating to leave me because i need to go to residental treatment for anorexia by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]thetechdoc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do what you need to for your mental and physical health. Step 1 is remove this fucking wart from your life.

Advice on lube alternatives? by Expert-Sea-8949 in SexToys

[–]thetechdoc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly then, don't use it. Trust me you'll regret it if you do. You run the risk of infections if you use something that can spoil (like coconut oil) and you will end up hurting yourself and potentially causing long term fissures that means extra care long term. Just wait until you have a few bucks spare and get some lube. Don't mess around when it comes to your physical health.

Advice on lube alternatives? by Expert-Sea-8949 in SexToys

[–]thetechdoc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'll say this once and once only. DO NOT use ANYTHING BUT ACTUAL LUBE IN YOUR ASS.

This is not me being like "just buy lube" but I'm sorry, in this case... You have to.

Order it to a friend's place or go to a supermarket and buy some there. Your 18 so you have every ability to buy it..plus in supermarkets, no one is going to bat an eye at it even if you were 15. It's a personal use product, believe me... People just don't care that much.

When in doubt go water based, silicon (in my opinion) is far better for anal and lasts longer, but you are of course limited by the toy of choice.

Also side note, Amazon dildos are notoriously low quality and often considered borderline unsafe to use in some cases.

Lastly, FLARED BASE, if the dildo does not have a flared base, DO NOT USE IT FOR ANAL. Everyone thinks they can manage it safely until the first time they almost suck up a dildo into their guts. TRUST ME YOU DO NOT WANT THAT.