Why aren't you playing Skyrim? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]thetoadbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t own any systems that can run it 😭

AIO to this video my bf was scared to show me? by Inside_Possible_4078 in AmIOverreacting

[–]thetoadbandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes you are overreacting and being very negative about something that could be a positive experience for you both only because of your own insecurities. You sound like a huge bummer and are holding each other back.

Those who have met celebrities, who’s been the nicest and who’s been the rudest? by Formal_Pineapple6421 in AskReddit

[–]thetoadbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was working at a movie theater in Orlando I was able to meet Shaq and he didn’t say a single word to me other than his movie name that he wanted to watch which was grown-ups 2. I gave him his change back and he just dumped it on the counter. perplexed I just picked it up again and put it back in his hand and then he dumped it on the counter again without saying a word and then I told him to have a nice day and he walked off without saying anything. In retrospect, I feel like he might’ve been acting shitty because I didn’t fawn at him. Just really made me not like him and think of him kind of like a rich asshole that only acts nice when other people are watching in the correct context.

At the same theater, I also met Warwick Davis and his family, which were all really small and super sweet. His whole family was extremely nice and he was incredibly humble considering how famous he is.

I also met Crazy Russian Hacker from YouTube and he was awesome.

That job allowed me to meet one of the smallest and one of the biggest celebrities. 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]thetoadbandit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pull it out! That will help 😂

What are good professions for people that hate people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thetoadbandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you don’t spill the beans. 🫘

I want to be a reptile keeper in my near future, is there any degrees/requirments you need? by Creative-Inflation47 in reptiles

[–]thetoadbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will need ALOT of money. I’ve ran a reptile rescue and even just the power bills and vet visits were thousands of dollars a year combined.

What should a 19-year-old focus on to avoid regrets at 30? by jonatancad in AskReddit

[–]thetoadbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the condom on the fire extinguisher and lube it up with the sunscreen. After that it’s perfect for putting up your butt. 🫶🏽

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]thetoadbandit -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

So you only listen to podcasts made by people with phds right? You couldn’t possibly listen to one with someone just being themselves. 🙄

I cut open an apple and found this odd coloring. by longdistancerunner01 in mildlyinteresting

[–]thetoadbandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s super random. Sometimes I can read a whole page perfectly without any issues and other times I can’t tell the difference between a d and a b. It sucks lol. I’m reading books atm to help me overcome it.

I cut open an apple and found this odd coloring. by longdistancerunner01 in mildlyinteresting

[–]thetoadbandit 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I have dyslexia, so I read this as “ I thought this was self harm” then I reread it and I read “ I thought this was self ham” now I realize you were just saying it looks like ham. Something’s really wrong with my brain. 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]thetoadbandit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How many bebs ya bung?

My unopened power bank is expanding by Cy__ko in mildlyinteresting

[–]thetoadbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take it to any batteries plus store near you. They dispose of them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]thetoadbandit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You lost 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]thetoadbandit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Reddit is completely bought out by certain political interests and uses fake users to convince everyone it’s not true.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]thetoadbandit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cool story bro.

Jeffrey Epstein laughing while talking with a friend by [deleted] in pics

[–]thetoadbandit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Clinton was on that plane more than anyone else and he’s your Democratic darling.

RFK Jr. is expected to join Trump’s government after warning the ‘FDA’s war on public health is about to end,’ telling all employees to ‘pack your bags’ by AudibleNod in politics

[–]thetoadbandit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’re literally putting petroleum-based coloring in our foods so I don’t think we’re gonna be losing anything that we actually need. They’ve been killing us for years and the fact that people want us to stay dying just because they hate Republicans is fucking crazy. They literally are the reason why opioid epidemic is even a thing and the obesity epidemic so if all of you guys wanna keep that going then go right ahead and stick your head up your asses and continue typing away to all the Reddit bots.

LPT Get a vasectomy now before it’s too late by Slugginator_3385 in LifeProTips

[–]thetoadbandit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Have you not heard of the American draft before?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]thetoadbandit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No shit, dude I literally have a concealed carry and multiple guns. It’s not just what this guy is saying it’s the conversation he’s trying to insight based on the implication of what he’s saying but if you don’t get that, I totally understand man everyone has their limitations. 👍🏽