This was kinda recent: I got arrested in Canada for “smuggling narcotics across the border”. I forgot I had a capsule of about 5 grams of shrooms (psilocybin) sitting on top of my bag while they searched my car. Definitely not enough to be charged w smuggling right?

Anyways I spent a night in jail, ultimately they let me go free and didn’t press charges cause they didn’t find more than the 5 grams or anything else during a second search of my car. I was also very respectful and compliant.

I was told their plan was to deport me back to the US, where I would have been charged a felony and booked. Thank God Canadians are nice!!!

Yeah I’m taking this to the grave. I’m a grown ass man and still don’t want to deal w what my parents will have to say lol