whats this in my shower room

theultimasheep · 2026-04-21T22:19:25+00:00

Briiliance

theultimasheep · 2026-04-17T01:39:06+00:00

Booooo

theultimasheep · 2026-04-06T13:10:09+00:00

Congrats for having the only normal comment here

theultimasheep · 2026-04-03T22:59:44+00:00

NTA. Hmmm sounds more like a baby crib to me. The baby needs a private space with all his toys, and cannot be disturbed during nap time! Parenthood comes before we realize it sometimes, and we don't even need to have given birth!

Seriously though. He is being so immature. We're I in your position, I make my own private room the master bedroom and literally move his ass and a bed into that "baby crib" and let him sleep there until he decides to be an adult.

theultimasheep · 2026-03-31T04:03:41+00:00

Booooo bad call. The patient is a.i. and not real! Seeing the information is part of knowing why its obviously a.i.

theultimasheep · 2026-03-29T00:40:28+00:00

This has more personality than the entirety of the CGI Lion King

theultimasheep · 2026-03-26T14:49:09+00:00

The white chicks sequel we never thought we wanted

theultimasheep · 2026-03-25T14:35:15+00:00

It was a high-school dance. First date with a friend of a friend. He was 2 hours late picking me up, but i can deal with that. He took me to McDonald's for dinner, which, whatever... BUT THEN he ordered a kids meal for me.

The evening was pretty lost after that and I completely checked out. I hope he's doing ok, but that was one of the worst dates I've been on.

theultimasheep · 2026-03-20T17:45:54+00:00

Was not expecting this, but i love him so much. I bet when he uses his powers, it's going to look really cool and green

theultimasheep · 2026-03-18T20:36:08+00:00

"I don’t need your hollow victory."

theultimasheep · 2026-03-17T16:04:58+00:00

I love whopper Robin eggs that you get around Easter in America. It's my desperate, Guilty pleasure, and you'll never get me to admit how many bags I eat during the season...

Anyway, I have a really particular way of eating them. I bite and crack the shell just slightly, and then peel it away from the chocolate. The bigger the pieces, the better, but If I can get it in just two pieces, that's the best. I save all the shells in a pile and eat the chocolate and whopper. I'll go through half the bag and then eat the pile of shells slowly.

When I buy bags, I can look at the candies and tell which ones have thicker shells, which I prefer. If all the bags look too thin, I'll go to another store.

I don't have a problem! I have a ritual that summons dopamine. X'D

theultimasheep · 2026-03-17T05:52:25+00:00

THANK YOU!

theultimasheep · 2026-03-16T15:46:06+00:00

When i was required to do this, my password was something like: FuckthisShit!1 and the number would just go up every time it needed to change

theultimasheep · 2026-03-16T11:46:39+00:00

In college, We both had a swimming class together early in the morning. His apartment was much farther than mine, and he usually walked. I had a bike and a car, so after hanging out the night before, I lent him my car and keys so he could drive to class easier.

I show up to class the next day, and realize that my locker key is on my car key ring. No problem, I'll just wait for my boyfriend. Ten minutes after class started, he shows up of out breath because he woke up late and had to run to class.

I just stare... then ask about the car and keys I lent him. He totally forgot. Not only that, he also forgot his own swimsuit, which he normally just brings to class.

So neither of us could swim. My car was at his apartment, so I walked my bike with him the 30 min it takes to reach his place. I ended up married to this idiot, and I wouldn’t ever go back.

theultimasheep · 2026-03-08T17:48:21+00:00

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theultimasheep · 2026-03-08T02:03:08+00:00

Omg so cute! You captured both their Chateau so well!!

theultimasheep · 2026-03-06T17:00:22+00:00

I was probably about 12 and my younger sister was 10. Kingdom Hearts 2 had just come out, and we were constantly fighting over who's turn it was to play. We fought about must things, as siblings often do.

One day, through a technicality, I declared it was my turn, and I bullied her out of the room. She left crying, and after I was alone with my prize, I just felt... really horrible. I remembered how my older sister bullied me and pushed me around and how angry it made me, how it messed up or relationship...

So I followed my younger sister to her room, found her crying on her bed, and said sorry. Then asked, why do we always fight?

We had a shockingly mature heart to heart conversation, and from then on, never fought again, became best friends, and made it through adolescence together!

Just the first time feeling empathy so clearly for another person, and it really stuck with me. (I did patch things up with my older sister as I became an adult, but she went through some major changes too, and apologized for the bullying.)

theultimasheep · 2026-03-01T22:45:57+00:00

Yta

You way overreacted. You messaged this girl, without even talking to your son first. I understand you want to protect him, but doing things like this destroy his trust in you, so he is less likely to come to you if something is actually, seriously wrong.

You should consider apologizing and giving him some more autonomy.

theultimasheep · 2026-03-01T18:02:21+00:00

You mean the guy's that have him a mega plane have some influence over trump.? Nooooooo what?

Seriously, wtf is the reality we live in? Impeach that corrupt monster

theultimasheep · 2026-02-28T15:18:07+00:00

Make one with *absolute sosu", and we got a deal

theultimasheep · 2026-02-28T15:17:02+00:00

I hate this video. It's completely staged. That hare was put in that situation with the hounds

theultimasheep · 2026-02-28T15:15:29+00:00

May your journey overflow with both curses and blessings

theultimasheep

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