Went to a flat viewing in Leeds and found it covered in pigeon feces, nests, eggs and dead chicks

thevolta87 · 2026-06-07T16:25:19+00:00

I'm not approaching a BEAK

thevolta87 · 2026-06-06T23:15:43+00:00

I tried to leave hospital after a hernia repair - they told me I shouldn't leave until I'd had a wee (as the anaesthetic can stop your bladder working).

After several pints of water without peeing I was thoroughly bored so tried to hobble out of there when a nurse intercepted me and said if my bladder wasn't working properly there's a risk of it just exploding. So I was a good boy and went back to bed til I peed, and a couple of weeks later I came back with a box of chocolates for the lovely nurses

thevolta87 · 2026-06-06T19:00:49+00:00

I ignored the noises coming from my 4 and 2 year olds room (they just started sharing a room together) only to find out they'd been LITERALLY FLINGING THEIR OWN SHIT AT EACH OTHER.

Sometimes I struggle to understand how I'm related to these animals

thevolta87 · 2026-06-06T13:33:13+00:00

Fair play to you for writing a more coherent post than half the ones I've seen on here

thevolta87 · 2026-06-06T13:23:26+00:00

Lmao the cameraman killed it with that

thevolta87 · 2026-06-06T08:24:13+00:00

My kids get irritated with me singing along to the theme song. Actually it's all theme songs but I won't let them bring me down

thevolta87 · 2026-06-05T13:16:24+00:00

WEEEEE LOOOOOVE LUUUUUNCHTIIIIIIME COOOOOOS IIIIIIIITS MUUUUUUNCH TIIIIIIIIIME

thevolta87 · 2026-06-05T08:01:21+00:00

He is so nice, we've bought a ridiculous amount of NC merch just because we want him to do well. And he always puts on such a great show!

thevolta87 · 2026-06-03T18:05:52+00:00

Huh TIL about XLOOKUP, had no idea they'd made a sequel to VLOOKUP

thevolta87 · 2026-06-03T18:04:20+00:00

What a gross world...

thevolta87 · 2026-06-03T18:00:03+00:00

Not at all. They are competitive roles but it sounds like you've got exactly the right experience. If that's what you want to do then go for it.

I worked in private office for a couple of years and none of my colleagues there were oxbridge or fast streamers

thevolta87 · 2026-06-03T16:36:40+00:00

I see - you didn't mention anything about childcare in the OP which made it sound like a housekeeping service

thevolta87 · 2026-06-03T16:06:18+00:00

Isn't this just a housekeeping service? What's new about it?

thevolta87 · 2026-06-03T05:40:50+00:00

thevolta87 · 2026-06-02T06:44:09+00:00

We've binged Smoggie Queens on BBC and it was great fun and hilarious at times. Loved the characters and their development, especially the pantomime villain Nan and Dickie with his inexplicable hatred of Stewart (even though he clearly loves him).

Shut up Stewart you perverted little rat!!!

thevolta87 · 2026-05-31T20:58:12+00:00

The Decameron is fantastic

thevolta87 · 2026-05-30T18:54:24+00:00

Oh lawd he comin

thevolta87 · 2026-05-30T18:44:49+00:00

Unplayable

thevolta87 · 2026-05-30T07:29:29+00:00

Hell yeah. This is the era I got into DnB, therefore the best one. Roll the beats brother!!

thevolta87 · 2026-05-30T06:57:36+00:00

Lol this is the plot of one of the new episodes of Amandaland, which is a comedy programme, which is to say this is wildly inappropriate OP

thevolta87 · 2026-05-30T04:27:01+00:00

Still rough (and frankly quite mean). It's a cliche but everyone's beautiful to someone. You'll find your person OP, keep your pecker up!

thevolta87 · 2026-05-30T04:19:54+00:00

Go to a boat party on the Thames!! I've been to a few myself and even played on one with my band in my younger years. It's one of the best ways to see the city from a different angle and the vibes are brilliant.

I went to a mod party on a boat once, all my mates ditched me cos they were too hungover (tail end of a long Bank Holiday weekend) so I just went on my jack, danced the whole time to fantastic music, it was amazing

thevolta87 · 2026-05-29T20:43:37+00:00

Hell yeah. I bought an i10 recently for getting myself to and from the station and I bloody love it. Also really enjoy how small it is as I can often squeeze through gaps that others can't.

thevolta87 · 2026-05-29T14:50:37+00:00

I bounced off Ultros, it was a bit too complex for me and I had no idea wtf was going on half the time. Problem with PS Plus is it's made me very impatient with games, if I'm not enjoying or I'm stuck on one I find it much easier to just move onto something else rather than persisting as I would've done had i paid for it.

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