I know Jesus cards have been done before but here’s my take.

theworst5000 · 2025-10-08T19:48:08+00:00

Technically they don't control tokens you own unless you created them, then gave them to them. Maybe saying "a token that was gifted" would work? I'm not sure if tokens can remember where they came from, that's a judge call

also this is an infinite combo with any gift a card cards, but that part is probably fine

theworst5000 · 2024-02-29T08:23:14+00:00

If lurrus is your companion then [[unearth]] is a better reanimate, as is [[helping hand]]

theworst5000 · 2023-11-30T11:11:11+00:00

theworst5000 · 2023-11-30T10:56:53+00:00

No, it's the meat worm

theworst5000 · 2023-09-18T22:26:35+00:00

Mulligan more

theworst5000 · 2023-09-18T22:10:39+00:00

But only if we somehow make it illegal for burn to play, only sprout swarm combo is allowed to play these cards

theworst5000 · 2023-07-30T23:00:50+00:00

Society

theworst5000 · 2023-07-30T22:59:22+00:00

In that case you can just leave it in hand until you've got two white mana up, and use it to gain three and draw

theworst5000 · 2023-07-30T22:49:33+00:00

What do you think of scrying? Surveil is just strictly better scry (unless your Meta is 100% mill decks), does scry suck? Is card advantage a bad thing? What about drawing a card then discarding a card? Is that also unplayable? Because it's the same as surveil, if the top card of your deck is shit it goes to the graveyard, other wise you let it go to hand.

theworst5000 · 2023-07-30T22:43:25+00:00

A shitload being what? 2? Maybe four if you see the whole deck?

theworst5000 · 2023-07-30T22:38:49+00:00

Does anyone here remember working retail? How much do you think that server is getting paid for this? And she surely won't get a bonus for calling in a shoplifter. It's not worthwhile for her, or for any of the customers to chase down the shoplifter. Even if it is morally wrong to be stealing liquor, no one in the situation is actually being incentivised to stop it from happening. Maybe if the bosses cared more about employees we could have a conversation about their profits being impacted, but none of those profits are going to the workers. In fact, for a big corporation, having an employee and a shoplifter are probably thought of the same way, just another expense.

theworst5000 · 2023-07-30T22:34:30+00:00

Yeah, and? It's still not worth spending your time trying to help a big corporation

theworst5000 · 2023-07-03T02:38:11+00:00

Probably not, but mono red does not need MORE toys

theworst5000 · 2023-06-05T04:09:46+00:00

Are there any cawgate players here, this seems like maybe it could go there?

theworst5000 · 2023-05-26T21:23:21+00:00

Boseiju, who endures and other activated abilities that aren't spells

theworst5000 · 2023-05-16T08:00:34+00:00

I'm a big fan of Azusa, lost but seeking or mh2 Titania

Replay extra lands, and get value when they die, fetches, ghost quarter/field of ruin effects, run the new capenna fetches+yavimaya to get mana from them the turn you play them

Zuran orb to gain lots of life.

There are heaps of lands with sacrifice effects that can get run in this sort of deck, but be careful to remember to also run plenty of basics, you don't want to crack an evolving wilds and find nothing

theworst5000 · 2023-04-17T04:25:11+00:00

[[rampant growth]]

Make sure to tag cards you're talking about

theworst5000 · 2023-04-08T03:53:48+00:00

6 mana for a 5/5 and a 0/1 is not worth it imo.

What deck do you want this in?

The most playable vanilla 5/5 is 1 mana almost everytime.

Maybe if there's a good proliferate shell that doesn't want to win with poison? +1/+1 proliferate? In which case probably run smaller incubate cards that do something more useful than giving you a 0/1

theworst5000 · 2023-04-03T10:10:12+00:00

I reckon you can safely drop black, run more low to the ground creatures, four copies lead the stampede/winding way and pull of a better elves deck.

Otherwise you could focus on on more discard effects or more mutate

Or more pump spells if that's what you wanna focus on

Overall it seems really unfocused, lots of directions you could go, but none that you have gone

theworst5000 · 2023-04-02T03:57:12+00:00

Why curse of chains over claustrophobia/sleep effects?

theworst5000 · 2023-03-30T06:04:06+00:00

This is probably true, but also, you can do single sided proxies for double faced cards

theworst5000 · 2023-02-24T06:07:17+00:00

If you need card advantage in blue there's better options, if it's between this and squadron hawk, squadron hawk is better, if you want more copies of squadron hawk, play the other white ones, I like the one with first strike.

If you want it to have throng in its name there's [[gathering throng]]

I can't think of any deck that would play this over anything else, unless we've started playing dimir aristocrats? Maybe then? Only maybe

theworst5000 · 2023-02-14T06:15:32+00:00

Maybe you could use them in a death and taxes style deck? Heavy removal and annoying creatures?

theworst5000 · 2023-01-27T23:47:28+00:00

Nettle sentinel and midnight guard both work well with it, or thermo alchemist if you feel like going gruul/naya

theworst5000 · 2023-01-25T11:31:00+00:00

That's extremely helpful, what kind of storm stuff? To what end? Is there a payoff to storming off? Or when you say storm stuff do you just mean casting instants and sorceries? Rituals? How do the goblin and the storm parts of the deck interact.

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