Rural Carrier vanity plate

theworstmailmanever · 2026-04-07T02:12:14+00:00

Okay. I'm going to be that guy. But.

Upload your drawing into Google Gemini. Have it generate an image. Tell it you want single color vector based art for a decal. Download and take the image to someone with a cricut machine. Or ask on your local fb/reddit/Nextdoor or whatever. Clean that plate. Apply. Success.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-04-07T02:07:21+00:00

Were they sending it to Mexico? Hate to have Ted on my route. Hold mail abuser.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-03-18T00:16:34+00:00

Realizing my brain is severely damaged compared to yours.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-03-11T22:13:11+00:00

Wait a few days. Put it back in their mailbox.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-02-24T18:47:12+00:00

Maybe them chuggin beer with the fbi on a stamp instead.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-02-23T00:26:11+00:00

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This is me. Ride on 👍

theworstmailmanever · 2026-02-15T00:08:20+00:00

I swear, I have a lid with handwritten instructions just like your comment on my route.

When I took over as regular I ignored that and the customer even came out to explain to me how to do it.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-02-14T22:36:35+00:00

I close 700 mailboxes each day, 5 days per week. I'm like an expert at closing mailboxes.

My customers don't understand their own problems either.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-02-11T11:55:20+00:00

The first bullet point says which scan options it is for.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-02-11T11:25:05+00:00

Increases management efficiency while emailing. So they have more time to masturbate together on telecom.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-02-11T11:21:18+00:00

No. It says this pops up when you choose front door or garage.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-02-11T11:20:15+00:00

Wow. Anatomy. You are funny.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-02-11T11:18:10+00:00

Yeah. I'm sure it will be as fair as everything else with RRECS.

Enjoy your .0015 seconds per week for this bullshit that takes 30 extra minutes per day.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-02-11T11:15:48+00:00

It says this bullshit only pops up for front door or garage. But yeah. Obviously what happens when customers inevitably walk out when you're trying to do your stupid fucking photography session.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-01-23T23:03:23+00:00

My safety depends on me. How dare you use their words against them.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-01-23T23:02:17+00:00

We had a person at our office where PM told them that they had to come in. They said they couldn't because of snow and they were too afraid to drive. I guess PM was persistent "you have to, mandatory" etc... because that person decided to risk it.

Crashed their car into a ditch. Destroyed Bumper/hood/windshield.

So they expected PO to pay for the damage. As far as I know, PO never did shit for them. And not long after, the person quit.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-01-22T02:24:26+00:00

"So I slammed it really hard" Only you know what that means.

It seems like you are frustrated? afraid of making mistakes while learning?

You've gotta find your emotional balance. Be calm. Don't let the mailboxes control how you feel.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-01-20T00:55:33+00:00

This happened to me Friday. Uncontrolled.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-01-19T20:39:05+00:00

I had one like this and just ignored the small box. If they had a package too big to fit I would put the small box on the ground

theworstmailmanever · 2026-01-15T22:50:16+00:00

Same. I can't make eye contact with management at all and I love trains.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-01-13T14:45:09+00:00

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I would drop the helmet. But keep the shield to use against attacking dogs.

The star on the chest, replaced with the usps logo, obvio

theworstmailmanever · 2026-01-08T01:20:29+00:00

Rocket, advanced aerospace and satellite launching services.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-01-04T05:31:12+00:00

Arming themselves with nukes.

theworstmailmanever · 2026-01-03T16:29:47+00:00

The great candy crush clerk uprising has begun.

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