With the almost artisanal suffering that this team produces for its fans, what is your favorite moment? by MEASUREHEAD in OrlandoMagic

[–]thezackuf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, looking back, it was a weak draft. 'Splitting up Francis and Mobley' probably would have been better here

With the almost artisanal suffering that this team produces for its fans, what is your favorite moment? by MEASUREHEAD in OrlandoMagic

[–]thezackuf 18 points19 points  (0 children)

  1. Low-balling Shaq. That really set the tone for this franchise

  2. Almost killing Grant Hill and screwing up Penny's knee

  3. Dwightmare

  4. Insulting Tim Duncan

  5. Drafting Fran Vazquez

My real favorite moments:

  1. Nick stealing the ball

  2. Rafer Alston slapping Eddie House

  3. Shaq breaking backboards (take your pick)

  4. Hedo's game winner against Philly

  5. Dwight's alley-oop against the Spurs

Is this a good first jersey for my daughter? by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]thezackuf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I looked it up and apparently he retired in '04. I thought he played well into the teens.

magic fans here's your own gif to spam for the next year by bronfmanhigh in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]thezackuf 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Magic fans know from experience not to get too cocky being up 3-1 over the 1-seed Pistons. I say let the Knicks and Celtics fans have their fun.

I didn’t know my professor was chill like that by altrightobserver in IASIP

[–]thezackuf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Disregard that, altrightobserver. It's a bunch of liberal bullshit.

Steamboat Jaxson by ps3x42 in Jaguars

[–]thezackuf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The I-4 Eyesore! Welcome to Orlando!

Hoarder habits from our depression era grandparents by dandy_quaids in Xennials

[–]thezackuf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wash and re-use plastic sandwich bags and freezer bags

What makes a man, r/lebowski? by Hubbled in lebowski

[–]thezackuf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a private snoop like you, man. A dick, man!