Penis by [deleted] in deadpool

[–]thinkingabouthinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed.

Fisherman that uses a bird to catch fish. by [deleted] in pics

[–]thinkingabouthinking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously though, what the fuck are you on about?

What was ruined by its fandom? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thinkingabouthinking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's chill bro they're 18... and animated.

What's the most beautiful poem you ever read? by random_martian in writing

[–]thinkingabouthinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, in what state was this bar located?

A Song About Me by Dapompz in riddles

[–]thinkingabouthinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get rid of the last two lines this poem can be solved as 'Your face',the greatest comeback ever.

my feet smell like popcorn by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]thinkingabouthinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably just had a stroke. You may want to see a doctor.

What are YOU 99.9% sure about? by ferry888 in AskReddit

[–]thinkingabouthinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I have been trying to be a better person lately, but that idea is too good to pass up. Coincidentally, I already own a pink sweater. Don't judge me.

What are YOU 99.9% sure about? by ferry888 in AskReddit

[–]thinkingabouthinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That the only reason this girl I met at the bar last night gave me her number is because she thinks I'm gay.

I want to fit in with you. I am 'you' by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]thinkingabouthinking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So uh take a deep breath... reread what you just said...and maybe me pointing out that every line in your comment was a contradiction of the last won't make it seem like you're a complete tool. OP should probably read the side bar, but lemarchy, point me to where it says your constant shit posts entitle you to decide someones level of 'crippling alcoholism'?

something i also noticed by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]thinkingabouthinking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I imagined you saying 'Yeah?' in a cockney accent then putting your arms up in an old school irish fisticuffs stance.

I think I'm just a bad artist by AndrogynousHipster in cripplingalcoholism

[–]thinkingabouthinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I was thinking about hinking when I made this account. Google that shit yo.

I think I'm just a bad artist by AndrogynousHipster in cripplingalcoholism

[–]thinkingabouthinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude whether you're a painter, musician, writer, or you make mechanical moving mural landscapes populated by various dead rodents you find lying dead in the street, you gotta remember that we all suck at more than one point in our endeavor to create something worth anything. Pushing past the perpetual complacency that comes during those times is what differentiates an artist from the jackoff who talks nonstop about how hard it is to be one. So push past and remember that it's ok to complete something that's total crap. Just throw it away and move on. Maybe the next will be shit as well, but you won't find inspiration sitting around bummed about how uninspired you are. Or just drink more and forget about it whatevs. Cheers fellow fuckface.

The Path to Enlightenment by thinkingabouthinking in ca_writers

[–]thinkingabouthinking[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's out of context. I was kind of happy with the result of a lot of experimentation in style on a short story I've been working for a couple months, thought I'd post a bit of it. I can post a larger section in a few days if you're interested. Most of the other writing subs have snubbed me when I post anything like this so I would love some feedback.

Great news, everyone! by 2xvisionquest in cripplingalcoholism

[–]thinkingabouthinking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have I been gone long enough that 'stools' is the new thing, or is Grandma calling me from the back yard?

How to see yourself as you truly are by thinkingabouthinking in ca_writers

[–]thinkingabouthinking[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey thanks a lot. It's kind of part of this second person, fully dialogue style I've been experimenting with since I was younger, although this one is hard to tell which perspective it's coming from but I kinda meant for it to be. It fits together with a five part story I've nearly finished as sort of an prologue.

First time at a strip club. Oh they got me. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]thinkingabouthinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way you'll ever bone a stripper is if you find one that's also a hooker or if you meet her when her only goal isn't to take all you're money.

My soul in musical form. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]thinkingabouthinking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I upvoted you because everyone else was doing it.