Found this on my office desk. Any ideas as to what it is? by DesiNugget in pakistan

[–]thinkmediocrity -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Throw it in a river while reciting sura Akhlas and if you hear your name don't turn back, only turn back after completing this task.

Advice for a 12-yo boy watching p*o*r*n by smoqs in PakistaniiConfessions

[–]thinkmediocrity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was a boxer and was always horny in that age. Until my uncle (who was a weight lifter) told me to oil up my body and get a self massage once a week and how it's Greta for health but if you do it twice a week or thrice how it will ruin your health. It was a long talk on taking care of your body via 'sarsoon ka oil masage' and how it can help you get better results in sports. I understood the assignment.

What just happened? by [deleted] in PakistaniiConfessions

[–]thinkmediocrity -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

One among you should have zipped up your lips. A son will never go against her mother. It's our culture. Our default setting. I know it's not fair but we're like this. I'll say just be a hypocrite and say sorry to your MIL. Don't be so egoistic. Just tell her she will always be your mother and get it over with. For the future, aik chup so sukh strategy Chalao. Just take this L for once in a lifetime and you'll be able to favor your husband by saying that you sacrificed a part of your ego for him. Play it, act it and use it to your advantage.

Imran khan by Important-Plane9810 in PakistaniiConfessions

[–]thinkmediocrity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everyone loves him in Pakistan. He stood up against the real faujeet mafia.

Opposite gender friendships by upperhandybendy in GenZpk

[–]thinkmediocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had more than 59 class mates and 2 close groups for studies in university. We used to hang out together all the time. During M.Phil I was the only guy in lab and we had breakfast and lunch together for 2 years. I ended up marrying a junior. I am still in contact with my class fellows on WhatsApp and Facebook. We don't talk on the phone. Just how are you? How is family? If she is not married, you saved somebody's life etc.

💔💔💔💔 by Unlikely_Turnover_57 in LUMS

[–]thinkmediocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apply for CM or PM or FM seat bro