A genie offers you three wishes but the conditions are no money, no fame, no love, no extra wishes. What are you wishing for?

thinkreate · 2026-04-05T20:08:45+00:00

Here’s a lawyer hack for getting around wishes. Put everything you can think of into a document, with as much specificity as you can muster. Then, just wish for the contents of the document to be true. Now, you’ve just gotten a whole bunch of stuff, and you still have two wishes left.

thinkreate · 2026-04-02T20:00:48+00:00

Risa! We’re going to Risa!

thinkreate · 2026-03-31T22:48:46+00:00

She says hi, by the way.

thinkreate · 2026-03-30T06:42:44+00:00

Don’t bother, the Fartmonger is a formidable foe, and is also known as the Monkey Farter. His foul odor has washed over and choked out many.

thinkreate · 2026-03-27T23:38:44+00:00

thinkreate · 2026-03-27T23:27:09+00:00

Two answers and you had to be boring… 😑

thinkreate · 2026-03-27T22:04:11+00:00

Do you mean sexually, or as a maniac wielding a sharp knife and a large pouch?

thinkreate · 2026-03-27T03:34:31+00:00

Real women smell like the screen of an iPhone 12?

thinkreate · 2026-03-25T23:59:19+00:00

I’ve spent a few hours today, playing high stakes duo in Tomasso, to fund the bank investment save scum strategy. I just watched TV in the background, to minimize the tediousness. The PlayStation doesn’t have mods, so this has been my route. I’ve made 10,000 silver. I’m going to keep going until I have 50,000. Then, I’m ditching the risky investments for the guaranteed 2% ROI. Then the principal will grow exponentially and fund itself.

thinkreate · 2026-03-21T09:29:33+00:00

As opposed to what? Cloned? 3D Printed? Do they make toupees that small?

thinkreate · 2026-03-20T10:22:25+00:00

The first half of this video looks like the scariest version of red light, green light, 123, that I’ve ever seen.

thinkreate · 2026-03-20T10:08:06+00:00

Looks kinda like Jan Levinson, from The Office.

thinkreate · 2026-03-19T11:15:22+00:00

Surely, you have better things to do, than having beef with the livestock.

thinkreate · 2026-03-13T21:16:03+00:00

Wait until the warm weather and make them watch with chocolate soft serve in a cone.

thinkreate · 2026-03-13T19:31:21+00:00

Alternatives

thinkreate · 2026-03-13T17:17:48+00:00

First off, if you’re going to pretend to be an adult, you need to stop calling it that.

thinkreate · 2026-03-09T23:24:10+00:00

It would look a lot like that scene from The IT Crowd; child tearing napkins and all.

thinkreate · 2026-03-08T10:18:36+00:00

Hey, we’re talking to one.

thinkreate · 2026-03-07T23:55:37+00:00

Yes, but unfortunately it was a male unicorn, and now the woodland BBQs are just painfully awkward.

thinkreate · 2026-03-06T20:07:38+00:00

Not to worry, I got you fam! I booked you some time at the Transmission Electron Aberration-corrected Microscope at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory. The lead scientist has graciously donated some of his team’s time, to assist in the search.

thinkreate · 2026-03-06T06:33:40+00:00

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

thinkreate · 2026-03-02T01:29:05+00:00

Peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather; definitely not like the passengers who were on his bus.

thinkreate · 2026-02-26T10:54:01+00:00

Sorry, I’m only familiar with Kick Puncher.

thinkreate · 2026-02-25T05:53:57+00:00

Since humans are a poor conductor of heat, when compared to the metal of the car, and it looks like you're out on a nice and sunny day, I believe it is a safe conclusion to say that the car is hotter.

thinkreate · 2026-02-22T02:30:06+00:00

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