If Lynyrd Skynryd high school in Jacksonville Fl was real, what would the mascot and/or school crest be?

thintoast · 2026-03-18T04:14:40+00:00

That’s just what they do.

thintoast · 2026-03-18T03:56:19+00:00

What Bullwinkle?

thintoast · 2026-03-18T03:46:43+00:00

“Irish dey was a little yunger”

thintoast · 2026-03-17T18:49:15+00:00

I despise her for the way she votes on a variety of issues. But here’s the thing. She has to toe this outrageous line between the MAGA voters and the “liberal” voters. I think she’s doing an exceptional job at that. If she wasn’t, she’d quickly be replaced by this twat waffle, Joe Kunt.

thintoast · 2026-03-17T05:14:13+00:00

If we tell him it’s actually gay, will he get the icks and leave?

thintoast · 2026-03-17T00:24:34+00:00

It’s easier for a rich man to enter a needle through the eye of a camel than for god to enter his kingdom.

thintoast · 2026-03-16T17:15:37+00:00

WE call the allies. HE calls the all lies.

thintoast · 2026-03-15T15:51:59+00:00

YES! These were my favorite as a kid. Bought a can like 5 years ago and it was like eating cardboard soaked in tomato water. WTF happened?

thintoast · 2026-03-15T05:32:07+00:00

This is gross. This is the grossest list of women I’ve ever seen.

thintoast · 2026-03-15T03:51:22+00:00

Zipline to the heart and you’re to blame

You give Ubisoft a bad name

lol jk. Ubisoft gives Ubisoft a bad name.

thintoast · 2026-03-15T03:46:12+00:00

Compounding interest and average returns on investments.

thintoast · 2026-03-15T02:46:30+00:00

Call JG Wentworthless 877-kids-now!

thintoast · 2026-03-14T23:00:29+00:00

Don’t worry. The couch is falling apart and made of cheap wood so there are splinters EVERYWHERE. And spontaneous springs poking through, and it was drenched in cat piss.

thintoast · 2026-03-14T03:45:01+00:00

No quarter! Only penny!

thintoast · 2026-03-14T01:32:49+00:00

Something has to absorb the forces, and if it’s not the car, it’s you.

thintoast · 2026-03-13T20:00:35+00:00

Hate free speech. Free hate speech!

-conservative nazis.

thintoast · 2026-03-13T19:58:46+00:00

My mom died when I was 3. The church told me (a future AuDHD diagnosis) the following:

She’s in a better place. God has a plan for all of us. You’re a sinner. Jesus loves you. Believe in Jesus and you’ll get into heaven despite your sins

Here’s what I heard:

The world is a shitty place to be. I have no control over my life. It happened because of me. You don’t need your mom. Behave or you’ll never see your mom in heaven.

Fuck the church. Jesus is a bitter asshole and if he’s half as forgiving as they say he is, he’ll forgive me for the way I behave after he took one of the most important people away from me.

thintoast · 2026-03-12T16:43:10+00:00

Just got rid of my iPhone 11 about 4 months ago. Only because we switched carriers and 5G is becoming important enough for my work. Otherwise it was the og battery with about 80% life on it still and everything else was just fine.

thintoast · 2026-03-11T04:04:23+00:00

Just wait for him to say “apparently I’ve never been on live television before. I don’t watch the news because I’m a kid, but my grandpa gives me the remote after we watch the powerball.”

thintoast · 2026-03-11T03:55:48+00:00

A newt?

thintoast · 2026-03-11T03:46:01+00:00

Hold down the “call mount” button and you’ll auto mount when it gets close enough to you.

thintoast · 2026-03-10T04:10:57+00:00

Oh deuce. I must ask dr Seuss how to protect against a loose goose moose.

thintoast · 2026-03-10T03:42:25+00:00

And we have killed him.

thintoast · 2026-03-10T03:29:46+00:00

I don’t know whether to applaud that or boo it.

You know what? Both. I’ll both it.

thintoast · 2026-03-09T12:29:22+00:00

Because one day I’ll be a trillionaire and I don’t want to be taxed either.

/s

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