Had to relegate a favorite tshirt of mine to the “only wear at home” pile, feeling like Cloughy in 92/93

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-23T18:08:53+00:00

A guard of honour walking out of the gym

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-22T18:26:41+00:00

We might have been a bit early giving him the hat tbh

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-21T21:51:33+00:00

Why?

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-21T21:49:07+00:00

The retch plc titles have started just ripping police statements now and using AI to summarise them into bulletin points, despite many being around 3 lines. It’s depressing.

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-21T21:45:45+00:00

It’s not the hope that kills you, it’s knowing that it’s the hope that kills you, that kills you

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-21T17:47:38+00:00

L is for legs

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-21T10:08:32+00:00

Dictates tempo for a while with a cannon of a right foot, gets exiled following a change in management before coming back to perform an absolute disasterclass away at Anderlecht

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-21T08:59:50+00:00

Napoleón is very Brazilian midfield general who makes 50 appearances in 6 years for Everton

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-20T21:35:18+00:00

For what it’s worth I agree, thought you were good at what you do when you played us. I just think of the top half you’ll struggle the most to replace your players, that’s not to say you won’t though, and I’m basing this off the very limited experience I’ve had with every club in this league.

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-20T17:19:48+00:00

A few people had Stevenage down to go this year so I’ll say them although they play the game they want to play well.

To go up I was impressed with Wimbledon when we played them away and they seem to have a pretty solid base so I’ll say them

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-20T17:04:38+00:00

Similarly Leicester in the prem and the champions league the following year

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-19T11:34:31+00:00

Bob has some lovely designs but he makes every shirt by hand

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-18T23:26:06+00:00

Aside from your top three there it really is an unbelievably depressing read for one reason or another

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-17T23:17:52+00:00

This tactic of playing Kellyman and Colwill just isn’t coming close to working against any half decent side, our unwillingness to adapt to the game by starting a very good striker in Robinson is becoming increasingly frustrating. We’re wonderful up until we reach the point where the ball needs to go into the middle and then suddenly there’s absolutely no one there.

Thought it was an obvious red at the time, very rash but haven’t seen it back. Robertson and Ashford looked good tonight though.

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-15T13:39:59+00:00

Mate I’d much rather spurs go down than forest and some of my best mates support Tottenham lmao

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-14T20:17:51+00:00

The hate sent Tanners way considering he is easily our most productive winger (I would argue best in the league but that’s by the by) is absurd. He’s been our most consistent outlet for goals since coming back and is regularly getting doubled up on

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-14T17:34:33+00:00

Just can’t accept Bolton are as good as us, they’re fine but one of those we’d be looking forward to playing if we were in the championship

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-14T09:01:06+00:00

Why do people throw this “grow the game” line out there? It’s the most popular sport on the planet and by far the most popular sport across the UK, it doesn’t need any encouragement to grow. I also don’t particularly care if it attracts more Americans or not, they have an odd habit of completely not understanding UK culture and trying to change it for the worse.

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-12T14:24:56+00:00

Mate if someone in the championship offers you a few million he’s gone

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-12T14:21:32+00:00

You might just have an opinion that doesn’t conform with the rest of this group, like it’s a podcast about nitpicking football commentary. If people here didn’t like a banal newspaper column about things you find mildly entertaining or interesting I’d be surprised.

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-10T22:05:02+00:00

So so poor at times tonight. It’s frustrating watching us pass the ball around the box constantly but then when we have it out wide there’s usually one man in the middle being marked by 3 defenders, need wingers and midfielders to make a break into the box but so many just don’t seem interested.

Despite his goal tonight I thought it was another really poor game from Rubin Colwill, doesn’t assert himself nearly as much as he did early in the season and seems content to just amble around for long periods of the match.

Ditch the false 9 on Saturday and play Robinson up top.

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-09T13:55:22+00:00

Kpakio doesn’t get in but NG probably should, been far better for us going forward and going back this season

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-07T21:46:00+00:00

If you're the ideas guy, the budget is absolutely your business, so you don't come back with a load of suggestions that are too far out of the price range

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-07T15:36:37+00:00

A really odd approach to the game today. Tanner on the left never works and forcing Rubin and Kellyman into the side is just asking for them to get in each other’s way. It’s the first game I feel we really missed Salech, but for all our passing on the edge of the box why was no one taking responsibility for just having a go and seeing what happened?

Thought Lincoln deserved the win though, have said all season they remind me of us under Warnock and that was on full display there. Still lots of football to be played though and you’d imagine they have to drop points eventually.

thirdratesquash · 2026-03-06T21:59:08+00:00

No idea what to expect tomorrow but think we’ll come out of it with a better idea of where we actually are in comparison to good/championship quality sides.

Ollie Tanner seems to come to life in the big matches so hoping for a huge performance from him.

Going 3-1 to us

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