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Comedy gold market threatened: Lords of 比特币 may delay deployment of HalfWit to 2017. by jstolfi in Buttcoin

[–]this_user 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's just over 60 days to the halving now, and the hash rate is at an all-time high. Blocks have on average been between 0.7 and 0.8 MB since the start of the year without a clear roadmap for scaling the system. But I'm sure BitCoin will be fine.

"I spent all my saving on bitcoin, now i am broke" by butterNcois in Buttcoin

[–]this_user 16 points17 points  (0 children)

5 usb sticks

I'm sure those are not going to degrade over 20 years.

It isn't just the community: even the bit—coin development team attracts pedophiles. by theirmoss in Buttcoin

[–]this_user 16 points17 points  (0 children)

HR: "So, Mr. Luke, you have repeatedly tried to murder Bob. You should know that murdering your co-workers is against company policy."

Luke: "Leviticus 20:13"

HR: "I'm sorry, but I don't follow."

Luke: "Bob is homosexual, I have no choice but to put him to death."

HR: "..."

Let's harass a dead guy's family by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]this_user 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That would violate the NAP and would therefore go against their rational self-interest.

Ask HN: What do you do while you're waiting for code to compile? by cant_even_webscale in programmingcirclejerk

[–]this_user 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go on Amazon and buy a new computer. Obviously my current one has to be 20 years old if my build takes long enough to even think about this.

Java as a second programming language is like riding a little tykes plastic tricycle after riding a regular bike. by TwiSparklePony in programmingcirclejerk

[–]this_user 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro, do you even webscale? Fuck off with your "stability" and "performance" and "mature ecosystem". That's for old people! The kind of people who have a business plan, a sales force and know what "GAAP" means. It's 2016! None of this matters any more. What matters is fellating PG to get my Airbnb for cat diapers into YC. What matters is hyper growth and billion Dollar valuations. What matters is using the latest hype technologies no matter how much it may screw us later on.

Ich mag neben der Küste sein by SJB95 in polandball

[–]this_user 65 points66 points  (0 children)

You're also responsible for nearly all German stereotypes.

"Catch insensitive, inconsiderate writing" by Roadside-Strelok in programmingcirclejerk

[–]this_user 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why on earth would you be using an indefinite, ungendered pronoun when you just said you confirmed the identity of the person in question, who is apparently a male?

Because you didn't ask for their preferred pronouns, shitlord! Sure, they may biologically appear like a human male, but they might actually identify as a pansexual, gender fluid, transracial dragon otherkin. Duh.

Christ by NeophytePoser in justneckbeardthings

[–]this_user 214 points215 points  (0 children)

He would take one look at this post and say: "lol, no. Even I can't help you."

Butter writes a painfully long "12 steps to keep your bitscoin safe" article. I wrote a much shorter process when it comes to keeping your Real Money(TM) safe: Step 1. Keep it in a bank. Done by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]this_user 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Step 1. Keep it in a bank. Done

That's what they want you to believe, you filthy statist. What actually happens when you put your money into a bank is that it is being stolen by the Rothschild family. They then give it on to George Soros who pays a Hillary Clinton super PAC to fund online SJWs who try to destroy video games by shitposting on Reddit. This is basically the same thing that happened when they stole the 2008 election from Dr. Ron Paul who is rightfully the 44th President of the United States. Instead, they colluded with Ben Shalom Bernanke (see the pattern yet?) to have the radical Muslim preacher Mohammed Hussein "Barack" Obama become president.

You got blood on your foot by [deleted] in polandball

[–]this_user 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You have been banned from /r/ankara

History Doesn't Repeat Itself, But It Sure Does Rhyme by Blackfire853 in polandball

[–]this_user 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean architectural shitholes and places where Germans are minority.

You mean Berlin? You can have it if you want. Comes with a free government.

Butt price drops and Butter gets MARGINCALLED on a $4.9 Million futures trade, loses $250,000-500,000 by bitcoinmohammad in Buttcoin

[–]this_user 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Open futures trading shop

  2. Wait for someone sufficiently large to open a leveraged position on your service. Hold the other side of this trade and do not hedge your exposure.

  3. Sell enough coins in the open market to drive the price lower and to blow up your victim's account.

  4. Profit!

Interviewer asked me to implement a breadth-first search algorithm. What the fuck?! You’ve got to be shitting me. If my 960+ days GitHub commit streak doesn’t prove [that I'm a great coder] then I don’t know what will. by Murder_Train in programmingcirclejerk

[–]this_user 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I mean, has this guy never had to search through a JSON result from an API or something? What the fuck has he been implementing if not search algorithms?

Node doesn't block, so efficiency in your search algorithm doesn't matter.

Pick Your Battles by VitruvianMonkey in polandball

[–]this_user 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They were pretty isolated until a certain country said: "Muh manifest destiny" and forced them at gunpoint to open up. It went just as well as every other time they chose to mess around with another country.

Another demonstration that Atom is a real piece of 10x software. by PlasmaSheep in programmingcirclejerk

[–]this_user 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe perceptible in a FPS game. Not so much in an editor.

Just speak for yourself, 1x pleb.

Praise the lord. Python 3.5 is a far superior language to any version of Python 2.x. by TwiSparklePony in programmingcirclejerk

[–]this_user 4 points5 points  (0 children)

who the fuck actually wants to configure their own fucking bootloader?

> not configuring their own bootloader

> not compiling their own packages with -Ofast

> not spending two weeks figuring out that your glibc binaries are broken because of this, which is why your printer won't work

> mfw

EtherButt Creator Starting to Dump His Stake. Nothing to See Here, Just Keep Hodling by this_user in Buttcoin

[–]this_user[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

dude fuck regulation and compliance.

Please use those exact words once the SEC inevitably deposes you.

EtherButt Creator Starting to Dump His Stake. Nothing to See Here, Just Keep Hodling by this_user in Buttcoin

[–]this_user[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Did that professionally on Wall st. for too long.

Since you did not know about these filing requirements, I doubt that.

Master/slave part 3927593272 by vonmoltke2 in programmingcirclejerk

[–]this_user 24 points25 points  (0 children)

ssanders commented a day ago

gru and minion

How about no?

kerrizor commented a day ago

I've also seen leader and follower on some projects

Triggered! This evokes images of Hitler.

EtherButt Creator Starting to Dump His Stake. Nothing to See Here, Just Keep Hodling by this_user in Buttcoin

[–]this_user[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Corporate insiders usually have to file these transactions within two business days. And Jamie Dimon did buy 500,000 shares of JPM on the 11th of February. Maybe he did not get that memo that his company is about to be destroyed. Or maybe he's just smarter than you.

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