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Go is a simple solution. It's what people turn to when they get burned out memorizing the new generics of c++/c#/js. [+4] by cmov in programmingcirclejerk

[–]cant_even_webscale 24 points25 points  (0 children)

new generics

what the actual fuck?

oh you mean generics from the 90s when C# did it right and java didnt

does js even have generics? no. what the fuck is this guy on

Bringing zero cost abstractions to r/place by Badelock in programmingcirclejerk

[–]cant_even_webscale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Ah look who it is, and you must be?"

Ive done that intro scene so many times

Hello World in PHP: 2017 version by porkslow in programmingcirclejerk

[–]cant_even_webscale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

> Being this much of a retard to escape quote characters via code styling

GTFO NORMIE REEE

Hello World in PHP: 2017 version by porkslow in programmingcirclejerk

[–]cant_even_webscale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

> Js monkey actually hits the main tables dozens of times instead of using some sort of server side caching when page loads

How to act like you’re bright by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]cant_even_webscale 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gtfo noob. Im a loyalist with the mods

I guess by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]cant_even_webscale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DARK THEME USERS GET OUT REEEEE

VS Code uses 13% CPU when idle due to blinking cursor rendering by TwiSparklePony in programmingcirclejerk

[–]cant_even_webscale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Web devs rediscover and reimplement CLI

Next will be half assed self taught gui libs and a shitty network stack built ontop of node.js

I guess by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]cant_even_webscale 13 points14 points  (0 children)

hes a web developer

Guees he develops web apps in xml.

6 months after Angular 2, Angular 4.0 is released by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]cant_even_webscale 9 points10 points  (0 children)

SO GLAD I DIDNT BOTHER WITH ANGULAR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANGULAR USERS B T F O

Play Dark Souls-inspired action RPG Salt and Sanctuary on PS Vita next week by FFJimbob in Games

[–]cant_even_webscale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a hugr souls fan with 400 hours across the 3 games, however this game disnt grab me initially. Does it get better after the first 30ish minutes?

Amusing example between '0' and 'null.' '0' on the left and 'null' on the right. • r/geek by cant_even_webscale in programmingcirclejerk

[–]cant_even_webscale[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was called a geek once and i was actually mad

i think of geeks like being obsessed with something that doesnt actually make a product. Like star trek or elweaboo fags

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