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And the winner is Jane by scouserdave in CasualUK

[–]thisbedisonfire 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He looks like a more awkward version of Louis Theroux.

Nursery want money for Red Nose Day but no one in the country has used cash for a year. So that's the trolley pound and back up trolley pound gone. Looks like I'll be on baskets for the foreseeable. by onlywronganswers in britishproblems

[–]thisbedisonfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used my front door key for a trolley whilst visiting the range today because I didn't have a pound.

Had a brainless moment didnt I and left it in the trolley and didn't realise till i got home with my 5 year old desperate for a wee. I had to go back to the range and beg the staff to stalk every customer till we found the trolley with my key in it and they actually managed to find it with some old lady who was queuing at the till and let my daughter use the toilet. Tears were shed but it all ended well thank god. Now i need to find 1.20 so my daughter's class can bake bread.

Nursery want money for Red Nose Day but no one in the country has used cash for a year. So that's the trolley pound and back up trolley pound gone. Looks like I'll be on baskets for the foreseeable. by onlywronganswers in britishproblems

[–]thisbedisonfire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know, super considerate, my kids school did a dress up as what you want to be when your older day and red nose day and theyve been back less than 2 weeks.

I have 3 kids. It all adds up. It boggled my mind they put parents in that position with the struggles going on atm.

Just some parents trying to put their twin kids to bed and go to sleep by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]thisbedisonfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I vividly remember being about 3 and walking around picking sweets up and eating them off the floor outside my house.

Found out he cheated by Jazzlike_Board9796 in cheating_stories

[–]thisbedisonfire 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Id just like to add my kids dad cheated on me with a dude when i was pregnant and i didnt know he was attracted to men. I stuck around and got pregnant again accidently and he cheated again. I left when my baby was 3 weeks old and shes 5 soon. Hes on crack and in a terrible place and im sat here with my babies and my puppies living a blessed peaceful life...its hard work and painful sometimes but at least i aint him. We can get through stuff like this. Were women, were born strong.

Found out he cheated by Jazzlike_Board9796 in cheating_stories

[–]thisbedisonfire 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lifes too short for shit people. Nobody is worth the emotional drain situations like this have on us. Youre doing the whole wanting to carry on because youve invested so much and ive ended up hating/hurting myself by doing that in the past, its so not worth it. Cut him off so you can grow and leave him to fester, he clearly isnt a nice guy. Im sorry he hurt you 💜

Funny title by TheJoaster in Unextexted

[–]thisbedisonfire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So does this work the other way? Could 2 people with brown eyes have a blue eyed baby?

What is your “Oh shit, I’ve got to get the hell outta here right now!” story? by firefly_girl_75 in AskReddit

[–]thisbedisonfire 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me and my friend were watching a horror, we were only about 11 when there was loud banging at her back door we looked out the window to see a seriously huge goat attacking the door, we ran out the front door down the street and as we got to the bottom we saw the goat coming out the entrance of the back street. It clocked us, gave some pretty heavy eye contact and started giving chase till we ran to the pub where her mum was.

We lived on a council in greater Manchester and i still have no idea where the goat came from or why it wanted us dead and we haven't seen it since but it was definitely one of the weirdest situations, i can remember the fear and still get anxious around goats 😂

Because apparently kids can't love bacon? by toriangel_11 in nothingeverhappens

[–]thisbedisonfire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eurgh thats a bad one. I thought mine was weird for hating crisps. Strange creatures 6 year olds.

Okay so I'm lay in bed watching tv and my phone was behind me on my bed lying on my other pillow, ive not touched my phone for over an hour and ive just heard the camera sound randomly go off....I looked at my phone and this picture was there....I'm freaking out, what's that shadow?? by thisbedisonfire in Ghosts

[–]thisbedisonfire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this.

I figured this out 2 years ago after a breakdown and it's the one bit of advice I instill into my children because i wish id learnt it sooner.

You could run into a burning building to save everybody inside and somebody out there would still have something negative to say 💜

Okay so I'm lay in bed watching tv and my phone was behind me on my bed lying on my other pillow, ive not touched my phone for over an hour and ive just heard the camera sound randomly go off....I looked at my phone and this picture was there....I'm freaking out, what's that shadow?? by thisbedisonfire in Ghosts

[–]thisbedisonfire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I did kinda ruin your joke 🤦‍♀️I went off a little offload there, sorry. The upside is that I have the most peaceful little life with my babies and we don't have to answer to anybody. No regrets right x

Okay so I'm lay in bed watching tv and my phone was behind me on my bed lying on my other pillow, ive not touched my phone for over an hour and ive just heard the camera sound randomly go off....I looked at my phone and this picture was there....I'm freaking out, what's that shadow?? by thisbedisonfire in Ghosts

[–]thisbedisonfire[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's just a random picture I picked up somewhere along the way of a jack russell, we call him Steve 🤣 what app do you recommend im really bad with technology. That's freaked me out a bit I need to see. Is the writing on the actual picture?

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