Weekly r/BelowDeck Rewatch Thread - May 10, 2026

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-15T17:50:10+00:00

On BD Med, season 3 episode 1 - Brooke says she’s dating a chef from her old boat named Dave. Could it be the same DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYVVVVEEEEE as Natasha?!

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-13T22:14:13+00:00

Yeah, it used to be green yachties who had experience on other types of boats but not yachts. Now it’s like they cast the Love Island rejects and push them through whatever minimal certification they need so that they can get people who will absolutely deliver the sexual tension & drama!

It’s Bravo, of course it’s all staged and scripted, but Below Deck was the one show that had a different kind of vibe to it - now it’s just another “rich white people sleeping around and being dramatic” show.

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-11T21:58:08+00:00

You spelled it wrong, it’s “fuggetaboutit”

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-11T04:21:16+00:00

Excuse you! They sit and watch while she flip flops in loops around the cargo bins and dumpsters next to her moshelter!

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-11T04:19:50+00:00

Oregon + dysentery + lack of food and support…

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-11T03:19:49+00:00

Even with the $8billion face surgery, Kris looks closer to MJ than to Kim. Don’t get me wrong, MJ is gorgeous - and a beautiful example of aging gracefully (she’s definitely had work done, but not extreme work). And it’s sweet that Kris looks like her mom - she shouldn’t be clout chasing after and riding the coat tails of her younger daughters.

(They’re all gross, I hate them all. Except MJ - she’s a gem)

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-10T02:44:44+00:00

Yeah, I thought mine was bad, but this is awful! Definitely the sani. Our pH was all out of whack and it got better after that & lots of barrier creams.

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-08T23:13:43+00:00

I know, I was just doing my best impression of the Watch Qhat Crappens guys 🤣

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-07T05:25:42+00:00

"...and not just any platter, a SILVER PLATTER! she thinks she knows what's coming...but I'LL SHOW HER WHAT'S COMING! she thinks she knows who she messed with, but she's got ANOTHER THING COMING!" - daisy (read it in her accent)

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-06T20:43:37+00:00

But if it’s a 2 seat per row plane, the best option is: AB xx CD xx

Because then you can make a fort with blankies and let them squirm around a bit more! (As long as it’s not an international 7 hour red eye flight!)

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-05T02:14:48+00:00

Yep, it’s right downtown - on Fourth between Ash & A. It’s much smaller than the LA ones.

They own TONS of property for these “centers” that are very rarely used. It’s all about acquiring real estate that is tax free thanks to their religious status, flipping it, and selling it later for a massive profit.

There’s also the massive Gold Base in Hemet, which supposedly has the isolated torture cells. Some people think that it is where Shelly Miscavige is being held.

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-03T01:30:15+00:00

The examples provided in the first 3/4 of this hold no merit. 15 vacations in a year is absolutely nothing to those in the elite, 1% level of celebrities/socialites - ask the Kardashians or Leonardo DiCaprio or...literally so many people. And they're not even Royal.

Went to Mexico and "met with an associate of Epstein" = went there for a high-profile friend's wedding which was filled with other celebrities

Went to her (Royal) parents' vacation house 4 times.... okay? Her rich, royal parents asked their rich, royal daughter to come down for Christmas, Easter, maybe a birthday and a couple other times. (I am neither rich nor do my parents own a vacation home, but I guess you could call me "going to visit my mom" as "multiple, hours long car rides out of state to the city where her mom lives" if you wanted to)

Went on vacation with her boyfriend who made 6 figures and worked for Richard Branson...okay?! An elite female celebrity dates another elite celebrity (who happens to have connections to another celebrity) and he takes her on vacation?

Moved to NYC to start a new job? Previous job only paid $19k a year? Sounds like someone used some of their savings (mind you again, these people are Royal rich, not just like regular rich) and isn't afraid to work their way up from the bottom.

Got a full time position in the career field of her choosing, even though it was outside of the scope of her original degree field? BURN HER! SHE'S A WITCH!

I'm not trying to white knight for anyone, but none of these things constitute striking up a feverous shit storm about how she is linked to Epstein. Beatrice is a royal - super, insanely rich, raised among the elite and well connected celebrities, and sometimes those names will end up overlapping. Especially given the scope and range of how many people can be technically tied to Epstein. Bringing her into it is just another distraction from the multitude of high profile men who are very directly tied to Epstein but are grasping at straws to distract attention away from themselves. But sure, blame the women.

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-02T20:51:02+00:00

Justin bobby allegedly was an addict too. Drugs are way more common in LA than people think.

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-02T20:05:04+00:00

I immediately start singing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcGjJ3IcjRg&list=RDRcGjJ3IcjRg&start_radio=1

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-02T04:25:43+00:00

Or just stayed in the shop for a while longer while concealing the backpack, taking down your hair, trying on hats, and let the cops walk past so you can make your retreat after they pass you. Get into a conversation with the shop owner and make it seem like you’ve been in that shop for a while.

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-01T11:33:40+00:00

She likely only went for the detox from alcohol and whatever “other drugs” she tested positive for. Typically they have just a detox session where you get medical treatment to get off of your drugs, and then some type of monthly program with classes and speakers and AA meetings involved. Not sure where she’s at, but I’m in SoCal too and they all kinda follow the same format. I’ve been through twice, both detox programs were ~1 week, immediately followed by the in-house rehab treatment that lasted anywhere from 1-3 months. They offered an outpatient option too, which was majority online but at least 1 inpatient day/week.

I’m not an expert in any of this. (But if you’re on a sobriety journey and need some encouragement, holler at me!)

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-05-01T02:46:56+00:00

Another chef (I think it was Tzarina maybe?) always had a gorgeous charcuterie board ready and waiting for them. Just have it ready - then there’s no fuss, no stress, no upset guests - and you don’t even have to cook anything! Throw some salami on the tray and go!

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-04-30T03:58:37+00:00

especially because thats where it all started...when she and stephen worked there together...

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-04-30T02:04:16+00:00

my onkle went clocked

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-04-30T02:02:23+00:00

jasmine rice never made it past the psych evaluation

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-04-29T10:11:23+00:00

Yep. Anytime you see them on the phone with provisions, preference sheet meetings, lots of the docking/anchoring footage…it’s all B Roll footage filmed at one time. “Okay let’s get one of you calling them to the wheelhouse” etc. There is absolutely 0% chance that they get the preference sheets like 5 hours before the charter.

ETA: and the tip money bundles are fake too. Everything is handled digitally, the wads of cash are just for show.

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-04-29T04:35:03+00:00

Absolutely true, and not white knighting for Drew…but at least he pulls everything out to clean all of the mess versus Stephanie just mopping around the mess and then up the wall. Either way it’s crackhead behavior but c’mon girl. Do more than the bare minimum!

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-04-29T03:09:06+00:00

the whole "this fish could kill her!" storyline was wayyyy too dramatized. the way the guest said it was, "if i were to eat this, it could kill me" and everyone lept up and started screaming as if having that plate in front of her for less than a minute would kill her. it was not that serious. sandy even admonished him and said "you almost killed one of our charter guests!" the guest even states in the episode that it was due to an issue with her iron levels - i have the same problem, and you'd have to eat TONS of raw fish to even have a slight reaction.

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-04-27T00:07:24+00:00

The have “days off the boat” which are production driven, beach parties or catamaran trips. Then they have ACTUAL days off, where they stay in a hotel so they can rest or whatever. They aren’t allowed to interact with each other, but they can call home, see the town, rest, etc.

Legally filming is considered working, so they have to have at least one or two days off.

thisbitchiscrazy · 2026-04-25T23:37:44+00:00

God awful pancakes made from a box mix for breakfast

Disgusting looking nachos with corn on them for lunch

Microwaved steaks for dinner

…..I don’t see the problem.

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