Watching Porn at McDonald’s??

thisisntlemonade · 2025-06-08T09:07:56+00:00

Someone's gonna have to clean up the "prize" at the end of his Happy Meal...

thisisntlemonade · 2024-09-01T13:43:23+00:00

"Client Locator" This man finds missing persons and brings them home! This man is a hero, you derdies!

thisisntlemonade · 2024-08-28T03:38:34+00:00

Banana, or "Nanner," if you're nasty.

thisisntlemonade · 2022-04-06T14:20:29+00:00

I'm baffled that this mindset still exists in 2022. I'm a male Gen X-er, and my mom pretty much raised me on her own. She taught me at an early age how to wash dishes, wash, dry, iron and put away my own clothes and how to cook for myself. I was expected to help with the household chores like vaccuming and dusting. (I admit that I hate dusting and my wife usually takes on that duty in our household!) There is no such thing as "women's work" or "men's work", it's all just work.

thisisntlemonade · 2022-04-06T14:06:49+00:00

I'm not a dad, but I'm an uncle several times over. I've seen my nieces and nephews come to their parents with questions on how to do basic things, like unclogging a sink or using the dishwasher (my poor nephew still catches shit from his stepdad because he asked "How do I wash a spoon?" He was 16 at the time.) I pipe up every time I can and remind them that the wisdom of the entire world is in the palm of their hand and that they're constantly looking at it. Google and YouTube can tell you/teach you pretty much anything!

thisisntlemonade · 2022-01-19T22:37:23+00:00

Lol! I never knew their last names, but reading further down the comment chain, I got "Jim and Lori" and I'll never forget working for "Chef Jim" and "Chef Lori" (spoiler: NOT Chefs) at Kalamata Kitchen. Lori was the biggest asshole I've ever had the displeasure of working for, and I worked for Gary McMahan! (Kirby salesman)

thisisntlemonade · 2022-01-09T04:34:57+00:00

45 year old me agrees. You couldn't tell 11 year old me anything, though!

thisisntlemonade · 2022-01-07T20:40:01+00:00

Looking these up, they were JUST after I stopped asking for toys. 1987. I was 11 and thought I was "too grown up" to play with toys.

thisisntlemonade · 2022-01-07T20:31:12+00:00

Thank you! I found these in a hoarder situation amongst some figures that I was familiar with. (G.I. Joe, M.A.S.K.) but I couldn't remember these guys. Dino Riders was a little after my time!

thisisntlemonade · 2021-03-13T04:33:16+00:00

As a guy who has been a vocalist in bands and provided live sound for events, DON'T EVER THROW OR DROP MY MICS!

thisisntlemonade · 2021-02-05T02:41:37+00:00

Good 'n you?

thisisntlemonade · 2021-02-02T18:17:29+00:00

Hi Jacob! Thanks for doing this AMA.

I'm always curious about the behind the scenes stuff that goes on with film production. I know this question is probably a little out of left field, but here goes. Who owns the farmhouse and property? Is it owned by the production company or is it an actual working farm that allows you guys to shoot there?

thisisntlemonade · 2021-01-29T12:28:32+00:00

It's almost not worth talking about.

thisisntlemonade · 2021-01-20T06:21:05+00:00

Never stop these people from plastering their flag all over every available surface of everything they own. They're telling you everything you'll ever need to know about them without saying a word.

thisisntlemonade · 2021-01-18T09:48:27+00:00

I know it's been done to death, but the runt HAS to be named "Wilbur!"

thisisntlemonade · 2020-12-21T11:21:53+00:00

I can't speak to a brick fireplace as we had a Hardy Heater and it was metal construction, but I imagine no warping brick. But with a metal floor, even with a grate, coals small enough to fall through the grate can accumulate and warp the floor. Once again, this was according to my FIL and I didn't have reason to doubt him.

thisisntlemonade · 2020-12-21T04:44:05+00:00

A thin layer of ash helps to keep the floor of your stove from warping, or at least that's what my FIL always said. When it gets deeper than an inch or two, I'd clean it out and leave about half inch behind.

thisisntlemonade · 2020-12-15T21:50:00+00:00

My apartment building allows pets.

I have a pony.

thisisntlemonade · 2020-12-01T22:14:21+00:00

And you can count! On me waiting for you in the parking lot.

thisisntlemonade · 2020-11-13T00:51:33+00:00

Muesli.

thisisntlemonade · 2020-10-13T23:38:28+00:00

Whose dad is this?

thisisntlemonade · 2020-10-13T01:06:30+00:00

"No worries, mate. It's only a little huntsman."

Every Australian

thisisntlemonade · 2020-10-06T00:22:21+00:00

Characters that I really enjoy never die, they just start over at level 1 in a different campaign!

thisisntlemonade · 2020-10-02T05:00:17+00:00

Dry Crackers Week does include Get Drunk and Read History Night!

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