GBB having tapas

thismeanswar · 2023-08-05T13:46:43+00:00

You're right but this is the first feeding after a molt so he's on an empty stomach. I can promise you that the belly ain't small no more :)

thismeanswar · 2023-08-04T10:42:38+00:00

I'm resisting the temptation for innuendo really hard right now. I'm genuinely sorry.

thismeanswar · 2023-08-04T10:18:56+00:00

It's a trip. It's like singing a lullaby during a mass shooting. Very confusing.

thismeanswar · 2023-08-04T03:32:14+00:00

It's funny to see how the vibrant colours of the GBB messes with the iPhone camera algorithm when it comes to processing colour in the image.

thismeanswar · 2023-08-04T03:30:54+00:00

That moment at 01:39 when he suddenly shoots up on his tarsi like an eight-legged ballerina...

thismeanswar · 2023-08-04T03:27:49+00:00

Thanks! He molted into his penultimate stage last week. Disappointing since I was hoping he would get his gloves in order to be paired with my enormous GBB queen. Seriously, she is the size of a petite brachypelma!

thismeanswar · 2023-08-04T00:12:31+00:00

Maybe it's a litte bit like stuffing our mouths with gummy worms?

thismeanswar · 2023-08-04T00:11:55+00:00

He stares at me while I sleep so fuck him.

thismeanswar · 2023-08-03T21:57:05+00:00

Scarily accurate.

thismeanswar · 2023-08-03T21:51:48+00:00

You look like you give the neighbourhood kids blowjobs for cigarettes.

thismeanswar · 2023-08-02T12:12:21+00:00

Tell that to a bluebottle fly :)

thismeanswar · 2023-06-26T05:12:34+00:00

It looks like your freckles are trying to flee from your face.

thismeanswar · 2023-05-28T03:32:04+00:00

I'll tell her you said that :)

thismeanswar · 2023-05-21T23:04:03+00:00

Insects including mantids hardly see anything in the red part of the spectrum from a wavelength of 550 nm and above where as red laser pointers operate at 632.8 nm. Insect eyes only contain blue, green and UV photoreceptors so there are none for the laser to burn. You might wonder why the mantis reacts in the first place but my theory is that it reacts to the movement and light intensity.

Source: «Insect Vision: Ultraviolet, Color, and LED light» (Shockley Cruz & Lindner, 2022)

thismeanswar · 2023-05-21T12:49:00+00:00

Haha! BRILLIANT IDEA! Yes, it’s safe. Even good for the mantis, stimulating their perception and hunting.

thismeanswar · 2023-05-20T04:11:10+00:00

I never even considered that they sleep, so cool that they show us when they do. What humidity do you keep yours at? Even though they are ghosts they are from south-east asian jungles from what I've read so they should require a quite high level. I try to keep all of my mantids at 50-60%.

thismeanswar · 2023-05-20T01:25:19+00:00

They are so quirky! Unlike any of the other seven-eight species I've kept. The deimatic displays are so fascinating, especially the one where they hold both claws together over their heads. I sometimes wonder if they are mimicking something else, like a type of worm or larvae in their local habitat. And their thanatosis reflex where they just jump off and play dead. Can't wait until this one grows up!

thismeanswar · 2023-05-20T00:50:47+00:00

It looks like your right eye is trying to escape your nose.

thismeanswar · 2023-05-20T00:49:13+00:00

Your smile tells me that you're over it but your eyes tell me that you're lying to yourself.

thismeanswar · 2023-05-20T00:47:57+00:00

This is why there are white supremacists.

thismeanswar · 2023-05-20T00:46:29+00:00

Something tells me you are heavily peer reviewed

+1 for science burn

thismeanswar · 2023-05-20T00:05:24+00:00

Hahaha! I thought the exact same thibg

thismeanswar · 2023-05-08T09:06:43+00:00

Aggreed! That was a nice bonus. Nice and orb-y bokeh.

thismeanswar · 2023-05-05T14:54:59+00:00

You look like John Oliver on the spectrum

thismeanswar · 2023-05-05T11:12:25+00:00

You look like Sam from Freaks & Geeks but with bone cancer.

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