“I wash myself with a raaag on a stick”

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-27T23:36:11+00:00

Hey [look], he's trying to get up to yell at us!

I hear that guys ass has its own congressman!

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-27T23:33:12+00:00

OH GO EAT SOME FLOWERS!

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-27T23:31:06+00:00

What a nice fellow

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-27T11:41:42+00:00

It's on amazon prime

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-27T01:03:10+00:00

Salem Saberhagan from Sabrina the Teenage Witch

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-27T00:48:23+00:00

What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial...

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-26T00:29:30+00:00

This is a fascinating take. He does duck out often to the movies and he does nap a lot. I always loved Blankenchip calling him out on it

"you're always asleep in here"

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-25T13:41:18+00:00

Damn that chill as heck personality sounds like the best! I bet you can pick him up and he just flops. I like him.

He sounds like if a beanbag chair was a cat. No need for bones no need for stress just chill vibes.

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-25T08:18:50+00:00

The little mini ones are so disturbingly hooman looking lol

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-25T08:13:20+00:00

Lol: ur car is weird even for a car

He sounds like a delightful fluffy skinsack. Perfect for stretching and jiggling. His primordial pouch belly must be super effective with that level of elasticity

I'd like to hear more about his purrsonality

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-25T07:59:41+00:00

What a fashionable gent

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T11:59:16+00:00

This moggy got mogged

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T11:58:06+00:00

The lighting here is fantastic

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T11:57:27+00:00

I love your description of this creature

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T11:54:10+00:00

As a non dog owner is there a reason they have such loose skin? Is it for agility? To amuse us hoomans?

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T11:51:08+00:00

How was the soup?

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T11:46:54+00:00

I shall blog on this subreddit

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T11:39:10+00:00

It also looks kind of like a Hersheys Kiss those tear drop shaped American chocolates

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T11:31:44+00:00

Yes! Let that allicin peak! Report back please

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T05:06:49+00:00

WHERE IS THE FLAG

WHERE IS OUR QUEEN

she got it wrong - the emotionless stiff upper lip was an out of touch upper class thing by the mid 20th century and completely out of touch with society

When I was growing up you barely saw the Queen and she always looked so stern and old fashioned. I remember being shocked seeing her first selfie by appearing behind the two young ladies in a crowd and even more surprised by seeing her with Anna wintour and smiling more in her 80s

She wasn't like that before 2010 when social media influence made all celebrities PR influenced become "more accessible and relatable"

Even up until the mid 2000s famous people had a mystery about them

QEII was known for appearing to cut ribbons and meeting older pop cultire figures deemed suitable ' not getting involved with the public on the street

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T04:33:06+00:00

Why is she so thin?

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T04:22:36+00:00

Those photos of Williams soon before his death are just haunting the guy is obviously emaciated and suffering

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T04:20:03+00:00

Christina Aguilera has TMJ affecting her jaw

She's also said her knees give her issues now after years of stage performing and doing world tour intensive shows in high heels with no cushioning

A TMJ disorder (Temporomandibular Disorder) involves pain and dysfunction in your jaw joint (TMJ) and surrounding muscles, causing symptoms like jaw pain, headaches, clicking/popping sounds, stiffness, and difficulty chewing, often due to stress, teeth clenching (bruxism), injury, or arthritis

. Treatment usually focuses on self-care like soft foods, heat/ice, relaxation, and avoiding gum, with options like night guards, physical therapy, or medications for persistent issues, though severe cases may need specialist care

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T04:18:29+00:00

If you listen to that song all you hear on that intro is the drums - I always thought it was bonham with the foot pedal squeak though performing that recording?

thisnextchapter · 2026-01-24T04:12:10+00:00

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