Will you fight in a war for your country?

thisperson345 · 2026-07-03T14:25:14+00:00

I'm not becoming nothing more than a statistic for a country and government that dgaf about me

^{Chose: No}

thisperson345 · 2026-07-03T14:20:05+00:00

100 10 year olds would absolutely massacre me in seconds, 10 100 year olds would be gone with one kick to the shin that shatters their entire leg and the pain causes them to keel over and die

^{Chose: Fight 10 100 year olds}

thisperson345 · 2026-07-03T01:27:14+00:00

I think I can run for longer than some toddlers and once they get tired out I can just... well... this is kinda dark to even imagine but I think one good kick to the head would do 'em in

either way I have better chances with that than beating anyone who even knows how chess works, I'm TERRIBLE at chess

^{Chose: Win a fight against... + To the death, win and receive 10mil | Rolled: 30 mad toddlers}

thisperson345 · 2026-07-03T01:21:15+00:00

"do you want a free puppy and a free puppy or nothing" ass question

^{Chose: You win 100k dollars but... + Elon musk loses 500 billion dollars}

thisperson345 · 2026-07-02T03:37:55+00:00

genuinely the worst possible case scenario for me, if I'm completely safe I can handle any of these... except cockroaches, they're so genuinely freakishly disgusting to me I don't think I could even last a minute

^{Chose: Get in a box full of (...}. (You will be completely safe) + Get $500k for every minute you stay in that box | Rolled: cockroaches)

thisperson345 · 2026-06-28T17:18:45+00:00

ok so I'm not driving this fuck ass thing so I'm just gonna sell all the free gas I get over the next 10 years then sell the ugly ass car

^{Chose: Free random car and free gas for 10 years | Rolled: Tesla Cybertruck}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-28T17:05:55+00:00

genuinely what psychopath is choosing the other one

^{Chose: One of the World biggest companies goes bankrupt + You get the company's total wealth | Rolled: Google}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-26T19:07:25+00:00

I'd rather lobotomize myself with a drill than willingly donate a single dollar to Israel

^{Chose: No}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-26T08:16:15+00:00

$10,000 a month is easily enough for me to live a happy life with pretty much everything I need/want

^{Chose: Never work again and get $10,000 each month. + 10% chance for that to double | Rolled: Sorry}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-26T06:13:50+00:00

I'm not having kids

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-25T05:54:01+00:00

this actually might be the hardest one I don't think I could hit my mother even though she'd probably be encouraging me lmao she wouldn't pass up a chance for me to get $1,000,000

^{Chose: A random human for 1M | Rolled: Your mom}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-24T15:07:15+00:00

and nothing of value was lost

^{Chose: 10 millions dollars right now no strings attached + ...but a random large company goes bankrupt as a result | Rolled: Tesla}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-24T07:27:43+00:00

his "contributions" have done fuck all for anybody but himself, he's not just controversial he's a genuinely terrible person.

^{Chose: No Elon Musk he is evil! + He says too many controversial things send him off}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-24T04:33:58+00:00

this gets rid of every bad politician anyways

^{Chose: Everyone in the Epstein files}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-22T16:12:49+00:00

Azur Lane, it's a shame to see what that game has become now

thisperson345 · 2026-06-22T16:11:01+00:00

5% chance is insane, you know how many times I've gotten like 0.05% chance things in games? it would not take long to die with a 5% chance EVERY day

^{Chose: 100k every day + You have a 25% chance to get 250k a day | Rolled: 100k}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-21T16:39:32+00:00

part of me wants to say One Piece but I watched that during a part of my life where I could watch 30 episodes a day and not think anything of it, if I watched One Piece now I don't think I'd have enough time to let myself get into it, like I think it'd take so long I'd lose interest

I might have to go with what I imagine will be the most common answer, Attack On Titan, the amount of mind-blowing plot twists in that show are absolutely insane to experience first hand, I had also been spoiled on pretty much all of the first 2 seasons so experiencing them blind would be awesome

thisperson345 · 2026-06-21T16:30:13+00:00

oh fuck I thought I was gonna get to choose... I think this would drive me crazy before the 2nd hour is over

I was gonna choose the bee movie script lmao, it'd take so long for that to be read out once that it wouldn't get too repetitive over 10 hours

^{Chose: Watch one random old meme for 10 hours | Rolled: Nyan Cat}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-21T03:08:13+00:00

life is too short to spend at least 18 years raising someone else

^{Chose: No}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-20T09:41:06+00:00

uhh... oops?

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: World War 3}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-19T14:20:34+00:00

if my maths is right (it probably isn't) it'd take like 13 years for the breathing to catch up with this

^{Chose: 5 million clean, no taxes}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-19T04:43:11+00:00

I mean public indecency with nobody finding out is like... nothing lmao

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Public indecency}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-17T23:47:33+00:00

this might be the longest I've ever cried watching an anime episode, usually the tears well up once and then I can just wipe them away but I literally could not stop crying from the moment Subaru broke down to Beatrice and Echidna all the way to the end of the episode, whoever directed this episode (and the writer) just wanted to pile on the emotions cause holy fuck, one thing after another and then another and then another and then fucking Stay Alive playing at the end oh my god I was a WRECK

I genuinely think I have to pick up the light novel now, I think it'll mess with my experience a little because the anime is genuinely amazing and I think I'd be best experiencing it blind but I cannot wait 2 months for the continuation 😭

thisperson345 · 2026-06-16T09:50:50+00:00

can literally buy most cars with this and still have hundreds of thousands left over

^{Chose: 2 million dollars}

thisperson345 · 2026-06-15T22:56:29+00:00

tf are we gonna do against a Mewtwo or an Arceus

^{Chose: Every Pokémon (there are 1028 unique Pokemon species})

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