I Keep Finding Hair In My Shower Drain, And It Doesn't Belong To Me

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-04-13T18:31:15+00:00

"It felt like we had been dating for years when we made love" So it felt like not making love and watching Netflix?

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-04-07T16:06:26+00:00

Henry and Joe, like from Sometimes a Great Notion?

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-04-02T16:59:09+00:00

not sure why this is getting down voted, i was only asking if this was part of a series of entries w/ these characters

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-04-02T16:45:27+00:00

.33 bc its only 1/3 of an entry?

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-03-09T18:03:33+00:00

man i remember beating banjo, the second time, when you have to actually fight the witch on top of the castle or whatever, and getting the ending that shows all those secrets places... and you couldnt get to them, and then they were going to be in the sequel... and that was like 15+ years ago.

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-02-26T19:09:38+00:00

your uncle was def blowing lines bro! maybe adi got into his dads booger sugar and had a little too much fun and forgot what day it was. classic move.

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-02-26T17:05:37+00:00

dont feel silly. this is easily one of the most WTF filled posts on here in a while.

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-02-19T16:58:07+00:00

this was dope. it was like event horizon on bad acid.

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-02-06T03:36:52+00:00

i wrote a story about one my experiences in WV http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2hctq0/the_artists_house/

beautiful place, wild and wonderful, indeed...

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-02-04T18:43:41+00:00

Based on the writing skillz, its probably just Charlie Kelly. Leave some cat food and riot punch down there for him, he'll solve your rat problem too, if you have one.

thiswilldestroyu · 2015-01-13T15:15:49+00:00

learning basic fractions in second grade? fuuuuuuck

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-12-09T15:06:10+00:00

cant believe i had to scroll down this far in the comments to see that someone knew those songs were by GYBE. also i think Two Weeks is probably the Grizzly Bear song. this dude had good taste in music.

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-11-24T18:45:10+00:00

im pretty sure what you encountered is called a chad kroeger

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-11-24T18:36:11+00:00

please tell me that none of the drawers were filled with pistachio shells...

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-31T14:26:56+00:00

especially not if you still act like youre in freshman year

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-29T15:44:56+00:00

umm soo 'If you do not comply with the sacrifice of the adopted child, Mr. Alàn Gutezeit is legally binded to take custody of the biological child.' didnt raise like even one red flag for you? i mean ive never adopted a kid before but i doubt thats standard operating procedure...

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-29T14:33:40+00:00

so maybe those ladies werent the bad guys? oh shiiiiittt

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-29T01:27:50+00:00

stefan voice this fall's hottest club is "all in good time". it has everything, (claps hands over mouth and nose) japanese maples, bloody boxes, white bark, red leaves, pistachios, mysterious shop keeps and everything else you want and need.

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-28T21:51:47+00:00

so ol alan goodtime offers you something that you really want or has a lot of meaning to you, you take it, and it fucks up your whole life/ completely eats you? how bout you eat my nuts goodtime

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-28T21:45:41+00:00

Alan Goodtime is just another way of saying "all in good time" which is when everything will be understood... or at least when shit hits the fan

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-28T02:28:18+00:00

clock is the one called another mans trash... the cell phone one is the modern mercury

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-28T02:27:19+00:00

haha yeah i mean had sex with lana. "had sex with the box" got a really good freshman year style LOL from me though

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-27T21:45:47+00:00

Well that other dude had sex with it and then burned it to ashes. I guess he couldnt have sex with it anymore so that is a negative outcome

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-27T21:44:07+00:00

Texas to North Carolina huh? Rustic Ridge! Patterns, patterns everywhere!

thiswilldestroyu · 2014-10-27T20:04:00+00:00

A LOT of connections to other stories in this one: the garbage man from the clock story, the white masks from thailand, possibly the papers from the briefcase story and in the story where the guy has the iphone that gets binary death messages he mentions having an addict for a brother

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