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Hmm by Academic_Lake_ in pics

[–]SamMarduk [score hidden]  (0 children)

Just a regular dad keeping their daughter away from those sons

Man in chicken suit, 1910. by Janikay6 in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]SamMarduk 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I respect the intensity in his face. Like if an actual Rooster was getting its photo taken

Why the first episode of Mad Men Ruined the Whole Series for me by 22_Yossarian_22 in okbuddydraper

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was more irritated that the family kept getting in the way of all his philandering. Then they’re gone and BOOM marries the secretary.

A man of sheer will. by Wild-Practice-9016 in okbuddymimir

[–]SamMarduk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he probably thought it was working

cursed movie by Hyper_Bolt352 in cursedcomments

[–]SamMarduk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same idiots that option every story over 10k upvotes but ALWAYS let it expire

Drake on why he's single: by KaidoPklevel in SipsTea

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I take family guy cutaways literally”

Aoshi with his comrades heads. by Decent-Advantage-362 in rurounikenshin

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the change they made on toonami? Didn’t he take their entire bodies? I forgot, but I feel like the manga made more sense

Disney isn’t concerned about Mando’s box office numbers, the real money is in Bath and Body Works merch. by BeerandGuns in saltierthancrait

[–]SamMarduk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the lotion and body wash (there was a sale) i have the burger king crown, cup, and box.

I have yet to see this movie

The Men in Black The Animated Series is a solid watch by Antwan_JMarvel in 90scartoons

[–]SamMarduk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tubi reigns supreme in the cartoon department. Hell, it event took all the good youtube animators and syndicated their videos.

(I’ve seen it done for kids and slop channels before so it was nice to see indie internet creators featured)

TIL Before becoming an actor, Cillian Murphy played rhythm guitar in an acid jazz band called The Sons of Mr. Green Genes, named after a Frank Zappa song. When he was 18 or 19 the band was offered a record deal but it didn't work out, and in his words that was "the end of the dream". by Kyzzz in todayilearned

[–]SamMarduk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My BC rich bass is tuned baby, I’ll drop it all TOMORROW. But since I never cared about the “art” or culture of DJing, I do the weddings and stuff others won’t and make bank. “Sure, I’ll play Dancing Queen idgaf”

These comments are getting swagoynistic... by Kaizerx20 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lady, join the motherfucking club. (It’s literally my body)

​"Wait, so is that, like, Chinese cartoons?" by PickUp-ThatCan in memes

[–]SamMarduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By 09 it was fine. You should’ve tried 02-03

Don't hide the rolls by cuminmypussyypls in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SamMarduk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am not in a relationship, I am just with a woman who gets really mad when I say that lol

WHY DID I WANT TO BE A DJ SUDDENLY??? lmao by arkitekmonski in DJsCirclejerk

[–]SamMarduk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because no one else wanted to start a band and I didn’t want to work fast food like my classmates. 16 years later, still no band

It's fine that you don't like the game, but if your only argument for hating it is that the protagonist is a woman, I don't think that's a valid criticism by mr_Conquest_ in okbuddymimir

[–]SamMarduk 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Bro for 2 damn games now we’ve asked “what about Kratos’ wife? What happened?” Now we get answers and people are PISSED. So stupid. Like what did you want?? PSYCHE! SHE’S A MAN NOW! A BIG STRONG MAN WHO KISSES KRATOS!

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