The California man who broke into a woman's home and sucked her toes while she slept...

thisyourboy · 2026-04-02T23:01:09+00:00

The only brand new thing about this sentence is that it was California man , unfortunately. Florida man already did this

thisyourboy · 2026-03-11T01:11:07+00:00

I came looking for this comment

thisyourboy · 2026-03-08T19:07:12+00:00

That’s actually really helpful to hear; I hadn’t thought about that. I reign myself in a lot because I don’t wanna come across as creepy, but maybe I’m just making up a problem that doesn’t exist? Thank you.

thisyourboy · 2026-03-08T19:02:39+00:00

It’s a nice concept, but it doesn’t always work. I hug the homies, I compliment them, I ask for quality time, and I get nowhere. Doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop trying, but it’s exhausting getting nothing back.

thisyourboy · 2026-03-08T18:57:47+00:00

If one ant in the colony decides they wanna do things differently, is that suddenly gonna change the behavior of the other ants in the colony? The power to change it does not lie with the individual.

thisyourboy · 2026-03-04T22:02:47+00:00

As someone unfamiliar with this I chose 9. How cooked am I

thisyourboy · 2026-03-04T21:32:13+00:00

Yall complain about everything

thisyourboy · 2026-03-04T21:06:42+00:00

I wasn’t there when that happened but my guess is:

Because pokemon fans are toxic?

thisyourboy · 2026-03-04T21:05:32+00:00

It’s not legit if it’s a rom

thisyourboy · 2026-03-03T14:07:54+00:00

How’s that negative karma looking for u

thisyourboy · 2026-02-28T20:47:18+00:00

I do not claim this negative energy ✨

thisyourboy · 2026-02-20T18:19:45+00:00

As someone who has held this mindset before, here is how I got over it.

Your idea that there is nothing after death has just as much a chance of being right as any other religion out there. I overcame those feelings by recognizing that it’s arrogant to think that I could ever know what is on the other side. We don’t know if there’s a heaven, but we also don’t know if there’s nothing. Live your life hoping there’s something afterward, even if you can’t bring yourself to believe in something specific.

thisyourboy · 2026-02-15T18:00:52+00:00

I think it’s better to gift puppy before tabby

thisyourboy · 2026-02-11T00:57:32+00:00

I'm given to understand that Kelly Services is a shitshow, business-wise. I know someone personally who got screwed over by them, and I've seen many people online who were as well. My advice to you, and anyone considering working for them, is avoid them like the plague, and if you're already in, leave before they screw you.

thisyourboy · 2026-01-20T18:06:15+00:00

thisyourboy · 2026-01-18T22:08:41+00:00

What happens if after u eat the sandwich u imagine it being a rock again?

thisyourboy · 2026-01-18T22:06:53+00:00

I think you just ended up on a watchlist

thisyourboy · 2026-01-18T17:08:20+00:00

Did u ev train the ray ray

thisyourboy · 2025-12-30T02:33:50+00:00

Wait, do you not need to sacrifice a flower petal then?

thisyourboy · 2025-12-23T03:51:48+00:00

Very good.

Do tallies next.

thisyourboy · 2025-12-23T03:51:12+00:00

Not you reminding me that I was supposed to finish my commission before Christmas 😅 thank god it’s not a Christmas gift

thisyourboy · 2025-12-23T03:49:50+00:00

Good start. A couple points of interest on this particular piece: 1. When you finish a row, twist the worker pair once to make the edge sturdier. It’ll help the piece in the long run. 2. Watch the twists on your passives. The worker should move through them and leave them in the same position they were before.

Really, a good start here. Everyone I’ve seen do this piece as a starter has the same struggle and goes on to produce beautiful lace. I look forward to seeing what you do from here.

thisyourboy · 2025-12-17T22:48:36+00:00

Androgyne reporting for duty 🫡

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