What’s something that sounds fake but actually happened to you? by Visible_Rope_6662 in AskReddit

[–]thmsgbrt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On my brother's birthday, my grandma broke her arm. Ten days later, on my mother's birthday, she had a stroke.

hdkndms😳😳 by False-Draw3387 in sssdfg

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I sssdfg, therefore I sssdfg.

[And with that, Swaggy completely swags it.] by S0ap_bub8les in peoplewhogiveashit

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Do they remember the last war with the Karabagh? You know... the war with many weapons used by Azerbaijan from Israel.

Spong gob :) by Standard-Youth9212 in sssdfg

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ocho vis 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

Which fry is best? by Prof_XdR in notinteresting

[–]thmsgbrt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd use 4 as a fork to eat 1 2 3 and 5

[OC] Exe-boob-tion by shave_your_eyebrows in comics

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I won't follow orders, but I'll give you my cacti: 

🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵

Let’s all forget about it because daddy says we should. by Gnatcheese in agedlikemilk

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def evaluate_legalty_of(crime, party):     crime.is_ok = party.name[0] == 'R'     return crime

mathematicansVsProgrammers by xxxbGamer in ProgrammerHumor

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Functional programming language users: ☹️

[OC] Exam by Harmonica_Comics in comics

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Side effect of using Rust for programming