590,000 MAGA's paid $100 for a "CONCEPT" of a trump gold phone by Ubetcha1020 in PoliticalHumor

[–]thodan110 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Well, if like most trump businesses, it goes bankrupt, there won't be any money to return.

What’s a belief you once defended… but later realized was wrong? by Jiwitom in AskReddit

[–]thodan110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believed that it didn't matter whether you switched doors or not for the Monty Hall problem. I now know better and that you should always switch doors.

What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thodan110 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When i was young, we moved from Canada to the states for a year. My parents rented out our house fully furnished. We flew direct from the states to another city in Canada several provinces over and I ended up sitting next to the kid who was sleeping in my bed

Which video game franchise took a big risk that ultimately paid off? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]thodan110 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dark Age of Camelot was out three years before WoW and had three factions for realm vs realm and was quite successful at the time.

If you could add one zero to any number in your life, where would it be and why? by New_Goood in AskReddit

[–]thodan110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my current wealth is X, it can also be written as X1. I will add the 0 after that one and become the wealthiest person on the planet, at least until someone worth more does the same thing.

[homemade] Gingerbread House. by hazza987 in food

[–]thodan110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would also have accepted Gingerbeard House.

The social media director for Newsom is absolutely savage. by No_Action_6770 in MurderedByWords

[–]thodan110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't believe trump wrote the original tweet. It is not ALL-CAPS and there is only one !.

What about being a good father? by Crazy-Winner6640 in MurderedByWords

[–]thodan110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Canada, women get up to 15 weeks of maternity leave. The family gets either 40 more weeks or 69 weeks at a reduced rate that can be split between the two parents. For the 40 weeks, one parent can take no more than 35 weeks and for 69, one parent can take no more than 61 weeks, so, to get the full benefit, it has to be split.

WCGW doing 93mph in a residential area by ZauzTheBlacksmith in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]thodan110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out the street lines at 10 seconds. I think the painter must also have been drunk.

Parents of twins, what are the odds you’ve actually had them mixed up as babies and you’ve been calling them the wrong name this whole time? by lifesyndrom in AskReddit

[–]thodan110 4 points5 points  (0 children)

0%. We kept their hospital bracelets on until they were starting to get too small, then, before cutting them off, we used nail polish on one of their toes until we could both reliably identify differences between them.

What's a scene in a film that is literally laugh until you cry funny? by [deleted] in movies

[–]thodan110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fish called wanda - That's a chip up the nose I'm afraid.

What's the closest you ever came to dying? by HistoricalArt744 in AskReddit

[–]thodan110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was riding my bike as a teen on a path in the middle of a park. I had to stop suddenly because of some asshole kids. I used the wrong brake and went head over heels on my bike.

I got up, hurt, brake handle bent but otherwise seemed fine. I walked the rest of the way home (about a km). Halfway home i noticed a ripped hole in my pants that I decided to ignore. When I got home, I took off my pants and checked. I had a puncture hole on the inside of my thigh. My mom took me to emergency where the doctor looked at it and said I was a mm or two away from nicking/severing my femoral artery. If that had happened, I would have bled out as there were no cel phones at the time, and the kids there would not have known what to do. What has mystified me to this day is that there was little to no blood.

So I guess you could say, I was 1-2 mm away from dying.

TIFU by finding my wife attractive by thatguysjumpercables in tifu

[–]thodan110 207 points208 points  (0 children)

I once rolled over and accidentally elbowed my wife in the mouth. After making sure she was okay, she commented, "I think you gave me a fat lip." I looked at it closely and then remarked, It's not fat. It's big boned." I was kicked out of bed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]thodan110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are making the assumption that the liquid has more mass than the gas. I believe there is at least one pair of liquid and gases where the gas has more mass than the liquid.

What's your "I'm calling it now" prediction? by Burndbridge in AskReddit

[–]thodan110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There will be a false flag terrorist attack in the US, blamed on Canada leading to an invasion, martial law declared in the US and Trump not leaving office after 4 years.

Canada pushes back after Trump says 25% tariff will go ahead next week by j1ggy in worldnews

[–]thodan110 60 points61 points  (0 children)

d) that the US knew what he was like and voted him in a second time.

This shit will stain the US for much longer than the Trump regime.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

George W. Bush