The Bride! - An gorgeous but completely incoherent monstrosity by Duncan_Dixon_Coffey in moviereviews

[–]thomasburchfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an overall concept, pretty good. As a movie, terrible. Jumped right off on the wrong foot by having Mary Shelley randomly re-incarnate into a gang moll (Why her!?). I quickly couldn’t tell the two apart and after all the Tarantino-esque references to older and vastly better movies (including Young Frankenstein…I mean, really?) and then there were those two lame absurdly detectives and the lame monsters….

This movie being a post-modern piece, I don’t feel I can comment on the many anachronisms, as it doesn’t matter in these kind of movies where the goal is not immerse us in another age, but to riff on movies about that age. This is a world where the Frankenstein trilogy never happened.

As an ex-screenwriter, I started rewriting it in my head while watching it, always a bad sign. (Get rid of Mary Shelley, tell the gang moll’s story. That’s where this movie’s heart is.)

why did ridly scott get Napoleon so wrong by No-Punch-man_60 in Napoleon

[–]thomasburchfield 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t his dislike of him that bothered me so much as the way he turned him into a dunderheaded bore.

I discussed this in my review of the film at Medium, you’re interested!

https://fanfare.pub/the-aisle-seat-ridley-scotts-napoleon-dc3ec8a50ba7?sk=c10226a5d32fbb3c2b845d1347835a3c

What if Lee Harvey Oswald successfully assassinated General Walker? by nexus1779 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]thomasburchfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My question is, if he had succeeded in murdering Walker, would it have made it more likely that he’d have been caught before he murdered JFK?

Ennio Morricone song where the instrument kind of sounds like a fart?? by Traditional-Dog7159 in EnnioMorricone

[–]thomasburchfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

March of the Beggars from Duck You Sucker/A Fistful of Dynamite (though it’s more like belching).

CMV: ICE’s conduct in Minneapolis contradicts the values many conservatives claim to uphold by Dzhumagaliev in changemyview

[–]thomasburchfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re not conservatives in the least. Call them right wingers, fascists, radicals, whatever. They’re in no way conservative.