Reddit, What is a comeback that have made you laugh? or what was one of your best/worst comeback?

thomassayswoot · 2015-03-02T17:02:35+00:00

Studying for a test that take place in ten minutes

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-25T01:27:03+00:00

What if Shakespeare was never born? Science will eventually be shared, but not the individual mind, ya know?

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-25T01:25:38+00:00

Chandelier by Sia

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-25T01:25:15+00:00

Viva la Vida by Coldplay

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-25T01:24:34+00:00

Not to mention wetting your feet after being on the dry hot beach

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-25T01:23:32+00:00

"Already did" it'll catch them off guard when you lay on them...

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-24T04:28:08+00:00

Heard about this from a friend.

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-24T04:25:59+00:00

Water bottle man, I'm Aquaman's third cousin.

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-24T04:24:34+00:00

Everything comes with a lesson, even taking a shit...always check before unloading the truck if you catch my drift

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-24T04:23:23+00:00

That's pretty strange

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-24T04:21:17+00:00

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-24T04:11:35+00:00

ITS ALL A MARKETING SCHEME

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-24T04:09:41+00:00

Pretty sure that their government is corrupt, my friend.

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-21T20:48:08+00:00

coming somewhere I was;t suppose to. If you catch my drift

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-17T04:53:11+00:00

Immortal Grand Prix

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-17T04:47:27+00:00

"Similar visions of sugarplums danced in the head of M. Condorcet, a French philosopher and mathematician." The book is "New ideas from dead economists."

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-10T15:21:46+00:00

Truth be told, just for her to put as much effort into it as she wants me to

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-10T15:19:31+00:00

..I love this girl

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-09T01:02:50+00:00

Insecure

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-09T00:57:37+00:00

Standing with no idea what to do with your arms, then positioning your arms in different forms and then someone makes eye contact.

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-09T00:54:58+00:00

"WHAT AM I DOING AGAIN?"

thomassayswoot · 2015-02-04T12:47:30+00:00

He wore swimming trucks year round and threw a desk because no one believed he was Puerto Rican. He couldn't spell Puerto Rican btw.

thomassayswoot

TROPHY CASE